Monday: Miss MaryDoll's Marvellous, Maths Masterclass.

Sowy bathsheba I mite ave ad it in my pokit a whyle.

Thank you, Miss

Fanks Doods. Cor this spangol aint half sticky! Wotcher bin doin wiv it?

JoyBloggs ?, another star!

Callistemon ?

Oh I have lost the plot!!!???

Missedout, ?

Corse you can missedout . bathsheba ere sum spangols four yu to.
mary51 I got it rong firs time too. Ave a spangled to elp yu fink. ?
missedout yu can bi pickled cabbich in the soopermarket. Do you fink yu can bi picked brains too ?

I dunit but I don't think its rite.

I haven't dun the weekends, it's not fair, shouldn't have homework at weekends.

Oh alright I'll go and do Sats and Suns sums

Late again soz - I drank sum of Nans blue nun last eve, couldnt be bovvered to get up today. I fink it has pickled my brayne

Ooooh spangolls, I reeeelly like them, pleas Doodle can I swop 2 for a shebert dip ....pretty please

Missedout well done! ?

I've sent the wrong answer again. I'll have another think this arvo. I've read the question properly now!

Thanks Pantglas you are very kind to me.
Do you no wot a brayne looks like?
It looks like this ?
Ughhhh I don want mine grow’in tooo big!

Eer ewe arr Puzzler sum CyrlieWyrlees from the Tuck Shorp - there’s no shampain lefd Miss confyska guzzled it all?

Wot a badd eggsampl to us! Ow we sposed to be gwd at syms if we caan ave them bubbles to aktivayt our braynes of a mournin?

I don’t fink grown ups have leftover wine and stuff like that Doodle, that’s wot I hurd.

Oh thas not fare! Miss confusecayted it beefaw I got a charnse to try sum.

Doods yoo stil got enny ov them spangolls lef?

It mus hav wurked puzzler as you an me got it rite. Praps we shud tell willa to try sum wen she gets in. That’s if Miss has lef ene. ?

Drink sum Miss, it will make you even morrrrre clever ?

Well done Doodle and Puzzler! ?

I'm confiscating that alcohol for myself.
Cheers! ?

Mmmm nice innit? ‘Spensiv tho’. Glad Pants is rich enuf to buy some for all us.

Please Miss I PM you agin.
Oh yes pls puzzler I ad sum wunce befour an it makes bubles go up yr knows. ?

If shampers helps you get the anser wight Pantglas , may I ‘av some pleez? With a curly wurly pleez?
Doodle do u wanna try sum?

Tee hee! Mefinks shampain every dae mite be gwd for the klass Miss? I cwd be Shampain Monitor?? cuddan I?

Back to the drawering bord puzzler ?

Oh you are on fire today, some of you. ??

Bathsheba, Saxifrage, and Pantglas all got it correct, so you are today's Class Swots.

JoyBlogs, Puzzler, Mary 51 and Doodle, have another think. .