Monday: Miss MaryDoll's Marvellous, Maths Masterclass.

Oh thas not fare! Miss confusecayted it beefaw I got a charnse to try sum.

Doods yoo stil got enny ov them spangolls lef?

I don’t fink grown ups have leftover wine and stuff like that Doodle, that’s wot I hurd.

Eer ewe arr Puzzler sum CyrlieWyrlees from the Tuck Shorp - there’s no shampain lefd Miss confyska guzzled it all?

Wot a badd eggsampl to us! Ow we sposed to be gwd at syms if we caan ave them bubbles to aktivayt our braynes of a mournin?

Thanks Pantglas you are very kind to me.
Do you no wot a brayne looks like?
It looks like this ?
Ughhhh I don want mine grow’in tooo big!

I've sent the wrong answer again. I'll have another think this arvo. I've read the question properly now!

Missedout well done! ?

Late again soz - I drank sum of Nans blue nun last eve, couldnt be bovvered to get up today. I fink it has pickled my brayne

Ooooh spangolls, I reeeelly like them, pleas Doodle can I swop 2 for a shebert dip ....pretty please

I dunit but I don't think its rite.

I haven't dun the weekends, it's not fair, shouldn't have homework at weekends.

Oh alright I'll go and do Sats and Suns sums

Corse you can missedout . bathsheba ere sum spangols four yu to.
mary51 I got it rong firs time too. Ave a spangled to elp yu fink. ?
missedout yu can bi pickled cabbich in the soopermarket. Do you fink yu can bi picked brains too ?

Missedout, ?

Oh I have lost the plot!!!???

Callistemon ?

JoyBloggs ?, another star!

Fanks Doods. Cor this spangol aint half sticky! Wotcher bin doin wiv it?

Thank you, Miss

Sowy bathsheba I mite ave ad it in my pokit a whyle.

bath I’ll sit with you. Can’t go on the naughty step as you’d need a mini crane to get me up cos I’ve been snacking a loooot in lockdown.

Been watching “Doctors” so better go and have a think.

Me too!
Now distracted by Father Brown. I have crepes to make, but can't be bovvered! ?

miss I Kant make crepe papr flours. Do you wan me an the uvers to elp yu ?

I don't know about the naughty step, MissMarydoll needs a whole naughty staircase!

Miss I fink yore finely lurnin how to spel proplee. I woz a bit wurrid - bovvered even in kace yoo eva had to teech us Inglish, but now I kan see yoos OK arfta awl! Phyoo!

Doods did yoo av yore kome in yore pokit aswel? Cos I ad to pick off lots of hares that wurr stuk to the spangol!

Oh that muss ave bin squiffy’s dog wot lik it wen he was in skul. ?

That woz her doggee kome Bathsheba!
?I’ve fownd the emtee shampain botyl - shall we tayk it bacc to the shorp and get sicpens bacc?