Thursday: Miss MaryDoll’s Truly, Tricky (or not), Testing, Tantalising Maths Teaser..

Did I miss the answer to yesterday’s puzzles?

trisher don you wan to stay an make cakes. I got chocolit icin an chocolit buttns for the top ?

Can we start now pantglas ? bathsheba got flor from er mum, you got eggs I got choclit. How duz the mixer thing work? Do I pres this butn? oops. pantglas you do lok funy. You got bits of flor all over you ?.

Ooh miss can I go out to play now? The grammar school boys are waitin. We cant do Shakespeer cos theyve told me we have to stay 8metres a part. But they sed we can do show an tell an they will start. i dont have enythin to show but they sed that wont matter.

Sowwy Miss, I did cum into clars erliar but yoo wosent here so I wen hom and helpd my mum wiv sum cuking an that.

I jus popt in to see if yoo'd mannijed to get in and neely evrywon is here! Cept me . Sowwy yore nt fealin gud toodae Miss, I hop yoo feal betta soon. Hear ar sum flours, cos my mum alwase gets flours fore peepul hoo arnt well

Ennyweigh I got strate on wiv my werk and got the arnsers to bof the problums an ive pee emmd yoo Miss.

The reporter was very close to that lovely cake and I was muttering 'don't breathe on it you stupid man, self-distance!!'

puzzler61. I think Captain Tom is a traditional Victoria sponge gentleman or maybe Madeira cake. No Victoria sponge with icing sugar dusted on the top.

I cleaned the downstairs loo for my mum.
However, I broke the tap and now I'm not aloud pocket munny. We have to get the plummer in but weere not aloud.

Trisher ??
Quercus ? Nice to have you on board!
Q2 is a trick question.

Captin Tom is a Colonel now (pronounced Kernel)

Well done, Colonel Tom, a well-deserved promotion.
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Pantglas, it's healthy eating day, don't you know!
Here is a chocolate raisin for you, it's half healthy. Then again, Callistemon was cleaning out the rabbit hutch! ? I wonder.?

Candelle ??

Mornin Miss! I'm poppin in again. I was just wondering do you do attendances at the end of term?

Ooh Miss can I ave choklat seein as ow I is your bestes changeling? I’d allso lyk one of them M&S Baps for my lynsh pleeze. Ham an slowcrawl wud be nyse......

Callistemon and Missedout, ??
Well done.
Back later! Been 90 mins trying to download M&S new banking app. Locked out totally now! ? My day is going from bad to worse. I'm supposed to be an IT whizz for goodness sake!
Stuff the healthy eating, I'm off for chocolate and painkillers!

Mary51, there are no naughty children in my class, just CHALLENGING ones and there are plenty here!

Wot a gwd ayedeea Doodle! ?‍? I’ll get my Bakin Monitor baj an see if the Skool chookies have layd sum heggs??

Miss, what’s your favourite cake? I love lemon drizzle cake.

We cud have baking class in skul. I like cake.
Miss can we do bakin insted of gym? ?

What flavour /sort of cake do you think is Capt Tom’s favourite?

Feelingmyage55 - that’s such a good excuse/reason for making a cake! I’m gonna bake one now cos’ it’s Capt. Tom’s centenary birthday ? ? ?. Happy Baking all who are doing similar today.

pantglas. Did your husband only wear ............. not going to finish.?

Clang - the penny has dropped. I’ll be back to check my answers. I can’t do healthy eating day. I’m baking a cake to celebrate the GM birthdays and also Colonel Tom. It would be rude not to eat it when I’ve baked it. I’m not having any tea tonight (aka supper, dinner, evening meal) just cake. ?

Miss, I’ve sharpened all my pencils while I was absent but I haven’t sharpened my brain box. I’ll be back.

No mary stay wiv us. Don worry. You’re welcome.?
I’ve bin on the norty step too.
missedout who was you wiv in the bike sheds ?

Mary51 I'll send Spuggy to come and keep you company on the norty step

Morning Miss. I've sent you some virtual WD40 for your creaky joints

I know the answer to the second one, but haven't done the first one yet!

I might go back to home schooling!