Limericks 14

Hooray, I've booked a delivery slot,
They're like gold dust, so glad that I got,
The essentials I need,
And even bird seed

Hooray, I've booked a delivery slot,
They're like gold dust, so glad that I got,
The essentials I need,

Hooray, I've booked a delivery slot
They're like gold dust, so glad that I got

My darling OH is in France,
The virus separated us by chance,
I want him back
And also a snack
Can I order both in advance?

Hooray, I've booked a delivery slot

My darling OH is in France,
The virus separated us by chance,
I want him back
And also a snack

My darling OH is in France
The virus separated us by chance
I want him back

My darling OH is in France
The virus separated us by chance

My darling OH is in France

There’s sunshine here in Torquay
But clouds forming up in Billerickay
I'll go for a lone walk
Hope that cat doesn't stalk!
Nor bring home some vermin for tea!

There's sunshine here in Torquay
But clouds forming up in Billerickay
I'll go for a lone walk
Hope that cat doesn't stalk!

There's sunshine here in Torquay
But clouds forming up in Billerickay
I'll go for a lone walk

There’s sunshine here in Torquay
But clouds forming up in Billerickay

There’s sunshine here in Torquay

Said a man to his wife, "What IS that?"
“To me it looks like a very big cat”
It could be the leopard
That was chased by the shepherd
Before he tripped over. Splat!

Said a man to his wife, "What IS that?"
“To me it looks like a very big cat”
It could be the leopard
That was chased by the shepherd

Said a man to his wife, "What IS that?"
“To me it looks like a very big cat”
It could be the leopard

Said a man to his wife, "What IS that?"
“To me it looks like a very big cat”

Now the roads are quiet I hear birdsong,
It's heaven away from the throng,
On the M6 there's hush,
I thing I hear a thrush,
But then again I could be wrong! (It might be a blackbird!)

Said a man to his wife, "What is that?"

Now the roads are quiet I can hear birdsong
It's heaven away from the usual throng
On the M6 there’s hush
I think I hear a thrush

Now the roads are quiet I can hear birdsong
It's heaven away from the usual throng
On the M6 there’s hush

Now the roads are quiet I can hear birdsong
It's heaven away from the usual throng

In the meanwhile, to the hardware store I'll go
For tools and timber to build an annexe for Flo
She's the mother-in-law
Whose ability to 'gnaw'
Has driven me mad in my bungalow.

Now the roads are quiet I can hear birdsong

In the meanwhile, to the hardware store I'll go
For tools and timber to build an annexe for Flo
She's the mother-in-law
Whose ability to 'gnaw'

In the meanwhile, to the hardware store I'll go
For tools and timber to build an annexe for Flo
She's the mother-in-law

In the meanwhile, to the hardware store I'll go
For tools and timber to build an annexe for Flo