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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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henetha Sat 09-May-20 12:09:56

An ageing Lothario from Bury
Took a romantic weekend on a ferry
With a pretty young blonde

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lizzypopbottle Sat 09-May-20 15:15:26

An ageing Lothario from Bury
Took a romantic weekend on a ferry
With a pretty young blonde
Who, sadly, was conned

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crazyH Sat 09-May-20 17:42:32

An ageing Lothario from Bury
Took a romantic weekend on a ferry
With a pretty young blonde
Who, sadly, was conned
Into giving him her very last penny

I once dated an old man called Whisky

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Jangran99 Sat 09-May-20 19:23:49

An ageing Lothario from Bury
Took a romantic weekend on a ferry
With a pretty young blonde
Who, sadly, was conned
Into paying, he was too mercenary

Oops, didn’t refresh. Back to

I once dated an old man called Whisky

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lizzypopbottle Sat 09-May-20 22:45:24

I once dated an old man called Whisky
Whose tendency was to get frisky

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Elrel Sun 10-May-20 01:14:55

I once dated an old man called Whisky
Whose tendency was to get frisky
His hands they would wander

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-May-20 10:08:17

I once dated an old man called Whisky
Whose tendency was to get frisky
His hands they would wander
A quick slap then he'd ponder

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henetha Sun 10-May-20 11:55:10

I once dated an old man called Whisky
Whose tendency was to get frisky
His hands they would wander
A quick slap then he'd ponder
So I shipped him to the Bay of Biscay

But half way there he jumped ship

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lizzypopbottle Sun 10-May-20 12:35:09

But halfway there he jumped shop
What happened to him? Did he flip?

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lizzypopbottle Sun 10-May-20 12:36:13

Bl**dy auto correct ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-May-20 16:08:10

But halfway there he jumped ship
What happened to him? Did he flip?
I scanned the horizon

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lizzypopbottle Sun 10-May-20 16:21:14

But halfway there he jumped ship
What happened to him? Did he flip?
I scanned the horizon
And then fixed my eyes on

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Jangran99 Mon 11-May-20 00:03:13

But halfway there he jumped ship
What happened to him? Did he flip?
I scanned the horizon
And then fixed my eyes on
The scoundrel, he'd made a round trip

There once was a man of great age

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henetha Mon 11-May-20 12:29:52

There once was a man of great age
Who got in a most terrible rage

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crazyH Mon 11-May-20 15:22:01

There once was a man of great age
Who got in a most terrible rage
He gritted his gums

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lizzypopbottle Mon 11-May-20 16:05:10

There once was a man of great age
Who got in a most terrible rage
He gritted his gums
Abused all his chums

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Jangran99 Mon 11-May-20 20:58:52

There once was a man of great age
Who got in a most terrible rage
He gritted his gums
Abused all his chums
'Til his wife went on the rampage.

She warned him that she'd had enough

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crazyH Mon 11-May-20 21:32:53

She warned him that she'd had enough
That on him, she's going to be tough

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lizzypopbottle Mon 11-May-20 22:26:41

She warned him that she'd had enough
That on him she's going to be tough
He gave not a fig,

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Juliet27 Tue 12-May-20 07:20:55

She warned him that she'd had enough
That on him she's going to be tough
He gave not a fig,
His own hole he’d dig

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lizzypopbottle Tue 12-May-20 20:51:37

She warned him that she'd had enough
That on him she's going to be tough
He gave not a fig
His own hole he'd dig
So he packed up and travelled to Brough!

Brough has a castle, by gum,

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Grany Tue 12-May-20 20:56:49

Brough has a castle, by gum
So a good place to go my chum

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Jangran99 Tue 12-May-20 23:48:58

Brough has a castle, by gum
A good place to go my chum
It's not very far

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crazyH Wed 13-May-20 00:18:59

Brough has a castle, by gum
A good place to go my chum
It's not very far
drive there by car

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henetha Wed 13-May-20 10:11:54

Brough has a castle, by gum
A good place to go my chum
It's not very far
drive there by car
It's a good place to meet your just one

Remember to keep two metres apart

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