Limericks 14

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?
Champers on ice

Let`s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?
Champers on ice
That sounds really nice,

Let`s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?
Champers on ice
That sounds really nice,
And then we'll see who's the hairiest.

We stripped down to our bare legs

So we stripped down to our bare legs
The prize? A vegan roll from Greggs

So we stripped down to our bare legs
The prize? A vegan roll from Greggs
Eva's look nice

So we stripped down to our bare legs
The prize? A vegan roll from Greggs
Eva's look nice
I tried them, twice!

So we stripped down to our bare legs
The prize? A vegan roll from Greggs
Eva's look nice
I tried them, twice!
Um, I’m thinking round hole, square pegs!

How would you cope with 4 months’ lockdown?

How would you cope with 4 months’ lockdown?
Curl up and hibernate under my eiderdown

How would you cope with 4 months’ lockdown?
Curl up and hibernate under my eiderdown
That's what I'm doing

How would you cope with 4 months’ lockdown?
Curl up and hibernate under my eiderdown
That's what I'm doing
A job I'm pursuing

How would you cope with 4 months’ lockdown?
Curl up and hibernate under my eiderdown
That's what I'm doing
A job I'm pursuing
I'm learning to be a clown.

Perhaps I'll join the Cabinet

Perhaps I'll join the Cabinet
Or become judge advocate

Perhaps I'll join the Cabinet
Or become judge advocate
Power, I love

Perhaps I'll join the Cabinet
Or become judge advocate
Power, I love
It'll fit like a glove
I'll certainly be passionate

We're so sad and feel down in the dumps
No greetings now, just elbow bumps

Grandmafrench, just one line per person....but we'll carry on..

We're re so sad and feel down in the dumps
No greetings now, just elbow bumps
Let's hope normality returns

We're re so sad and feel down in the dumps
No greetings now, just elbow bumps
Let's hope normality returns
No more our tummy churns

We're re so sad and feel down in the dumps
No greetings now, just elbow bumps
Let's hope normality returns
No more our tummy churns
Otherwise we'll all become such grumps

I can't believe what's happened to the world

I can't believe what's happened to the world
But my white flag remains furled

I can't believe what's happened to the world
But my white flag remains furled
Keep smiling, stay strong

I can't believe what's happened to the world
But my white flag remains furled
Keep smiling, stay strong
Somehow we'll carry on

I can't believe what's happened to the world
But my white flag remains furled
Keep smiling, stay strong
Somehow we'll carry on
If not, then into hell we'll all be hurled!

But I somehow think we will survive

But I somehow think we will survive
For a few more years we'll stay alive

But I somehow think we will survive
For a few more years we'll stay alive
Exercise and diet

But I somehow think we will survive
For a few more years we'll stay alive
Exercise and diet
New bodies on the quiet

But I somehow think we will survive
For a few more years we'll stay alive
Exercise and diet
New bodies on the quiet
We'll do our best our ages to belie .

I'll get myself an oxygen tent