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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Apr-20 21:37:25

A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear
Exposing his rear

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 21:45:23

A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear
I approached, quite near

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 21:46:26

Sorry Jangran, we'll go with yours

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Apr-20 21:53:05

crazywink
A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear
Exposing his rear

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crazyH Fri 10-Apr-20 22:25:50

A frustrated young surfer from Bude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear
Exposing his rear
Which I thought was really good.

My imagination sometimes runs wild

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Apr-20 22:45:36

My imagination sometimes runs wild
And my mind is simply beguiled

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-20 00:50:34

My imagination sometimes runs wild
And my mind is simply beguiled
I'm in a mansion

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henetha Sat 11-Apr-20 11:03:40

My imagination sometimes runs wild
And my mind is simply beguiled
I'm in a mansion
With only my pants on

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Apr-20 11:35:14

My imagination sometimes runs wild
And my mind is simply beguiled
I'm in a mansion
With only my pants on
By Hello magazine I'll be styled.

All I can hear is lawns being mowed

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-20 12:01:38

All I can hear is lawns being mowed
And plenty of new seeds being sowed

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lizzypopbottle Sat 11-Apr-20 14:13:45

A frustrated young surfer from Nude
Decided to skim the waves in the nude
He whipped off his gear
But his mum gripped his ear

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lizzypopbottle Sat 11-Apr-20 14:14:25

Oops! Missed a page! I'll try again ?

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lizzypopbottle Sat 11-Apr-20 14:16:35

All I can hear is lawns being mowed,
And plenty of new seeds being sowed
But the pigeons and blackbirds

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-20 17:29:37

All I can hear is lawns being mowed,
And plenty of new seeds being sowed
But the pigeons and blackbirds
Are all having words

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Apr-20 19:19:54

All I can hear is lawns being mowed,
And plenty of new seeds being sowed
But the pigeons and blackbirds
Are all having words
As all are after the same abode.

I once left my kid brother stuck in mud

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callgirl1 Sat 11-Apr-20 21:54:52

I once left my kid brother stuck in mud
Said I`d release him if he would be good,

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Apr-20 09:33:00

I once left my kid brother stuck in mud
Said I`d release him if he'd be good,
But when I returned

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crazyH Sun 12-Apr-20 10:18:13

I once left my kid brother stuck in mud
Said I`d release him if he'd be good,
But when I returned
My doll he had burned

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henetha Sun 12-Apr-20 11:10:15

I once left my kid brother stuck in mud
Said I`d release him if he'd be good,
But when I returned
My doll he had burned
So I gave him a jolly good thud.

That wouldn't be allowed today, of course

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lizzypopbottle Sun 12-Apr-20 15:51:00

That wouldn't be allowed today, of course,
The law would be out in full force,

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Apr-20 17:28:19

That wouldn't be allowed today, of course,
The law would be out in full force,
I was used to a smack

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crazyH Sun 12-Apr-20 23:01:23

That wouldn't be allowed today, of course,
The law would be out in full force,
I was used to a smack
That's what kids lack

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Apr-20 06:13:27

That wouldn't be allowed today, of course,
The law would be out in full force,
I was used to a smack
That's what kids lack
Now parents have to shout ‘til hoarse

Wind’s blown up - hope blossom lasts

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lizzypopbottle Mon 13-Apr-20 10:08:58

Wind's blown up - hope blossom lasts,
But it does work those ugly great masts,

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henetha Mon 13-Apr-20 10:12:52

Wind's blown up - hope blossom lasts,
But it does work those ugly great masts,
Which give us power

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