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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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lizzypopbottle Sat 30-May-20 17:39:42

But what if this babe is a boy?
A boisterous bundle of joy.
As I've got four already
I've got to go steady
A nanny I'll have to employ.

I'm doing the lotto tonight

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crazyH Sat 30-May-20 15:42:42

But what if this babe is a boy?
A boisterous bundle of joy.
As I’ve got 4 already
I've got to go steady

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Annum Sat 30-May-20 15:31:14

But what if this babe is a boy?
A boisterous bundle of joy.
As I’ve got 4 already

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Jangran99 Sat 30-May-20 14:45:10

But what if this babe is a boy?
A boisterous bundle of joy

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lizzypopbottle Sat 30-May-20 12:48:40

I'll be so proud when pushing a pram
And when the little one calls me Mam,
I'll beam from ear to ear
And down a pint of beer
I think I might name her Pam.

But what if this babe is a boy?

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Annum Sat 30-May-20 08:28:16

I'll be so proud when pushing a pram
And when the little one calls me Mam
I'll beam from ear to ear
And down a pint of beer

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-May-20 07:39:45

I'll be so proud when pushing a pram
And when the little one calls me Mam
I'll beam from ear to ear

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Puzzler61 Sat 30-May-20 05:59:37

I’ll be so proud when pushing a pram
And when the little one calls me Mam

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Jangran99 Fri 29-May-20 23:31:11

If I find one who just fits the bill,
I might even stop taking the pill
There'll be an addition
My secret ambition
Is to have our little Jack or Jill

I’ll be so proud when pushing a pram

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Annum Fri 29-May-20 23:26:55

oh, not again! Time for bed, methinks!

If I find one who just fits the bill,
I might even stop taking the pill
There'll be an addition
My secret ambition

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Annum Fri 29-May-20 23:24:56

My secret ambition

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lizzypopbottle Fri 29-May-20 22:27:40

If I find one who just fits the bill,
I might even stop taking the pill
There'll be an addition

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Annum Fri 29-May-20 21:54:05

Oops, sorry

If I find one who just fits the bill
I might even stop taking the Pill

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Annum Fri 29-May-20 21:51:05

I might just stop taking the Pill

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lizzypopbottle Fri 29-May-20 21:41:37

I need to find a fella with cash,
Debonair, with a little moustache
To far away places we'll go
If he's got the dough
And live high on sausage and mash!

If I find one who just fits the bill,

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Jangran99 Fri 29-May-20 21:28:17

I need to find a fella with cash
Debonair, with a little moustache
To far away places we'll go
If he's got the dough

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crazyH Fri 29-May-20 16:49:08

I need to find a fella with cash
Debonair, with a little moustache
To far away places we'll go

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Jangran99 Fri 29-May-20 14:40:27

I need to find a fella with cash
Debonair, with a little moustache

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henetha Fri 29-May-20 10:43:19

Sorry! Don't know how that happened!

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henetha Fri 29-May-20 10:42:14

And when he comes up nice and clean
The water will give him a sheen
He’s quite a handsome fella
He's got his eyes on Bella
And she won't share him, she's ever so mean.

I need to find a fella with cash

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henetha Fri 29-May-20 10:42:13

And when he comes up nice and clean
The water will give him a sheen
He’s quite a handsome fella
He's got his eyes on Bella
And she won't share him, she's ever so mean.

I need to find a fella with cash

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crazyH Fri 29-May-20 08:12:47

And when he comes up nice and clean
The water will give him a sheen
He’s quite a handsome fella
He's got his eyes on Bella

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Puzzler61 Fri 29-May-20 07:46:54

And when he comes up nice and clean
The water will give him a sheen
He’s quite a handsome fella

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-May-20 07:23:47

And when he comes up nice and clean
The clear water will give him a sheen

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crazyH Thu 28-May-20 23:15:04

He’s certainly a weird looking guy!
Should I ignore him and walk on by?
If I do, I’ll feel guilty
But he's all silty
I'll give him a wash, I'll try.

And when he comes up nice and clean

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