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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Mar-20 06:49:54

Our days were happy and flirty
Not a care in the world, except Bertie
No, that was Dave!

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Jangran99 Mon 16-Mar-20 19:17:42

Our days were happy and flirty
Not a care in the world, except Bertie
No, that was Dave!
When out at a rave

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crazyH Mon 16-Mar-20 19:24:32

Our days were happy and flirty
Not a care in the world, except Bertie
No, that was Dave!
When out at a rave
Did either of them go out with Gertie?

I did fancy the one in Cuban heels

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Mar-20 23:04:42

I did fancy the one in Cuban heels
Oh him with the flashy wheels?

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crazyH Tue 17-Mar-20 01:12:25

I did fancy the one in Cuban heels
Oh him with the flashy wheels?
I followed him home

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callgirl1 Tue 17-Mar-20 01:32:34

I did fancy the one in Cuban heels
Oh him with the flashy wheels?
I followed him home
He lived near the Dome

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Mar-20 17:47:56

I did fancy the one in Cuban heels
Oh him with the flashy wheels?
I followed him home
He lived near the Dome
But he wasn’t one that appeals.

I once had a tortoise named Tilly

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crazyH Tue 17-Mar-20 18:18:05

I once had a tortoise named Tilly
Who was lonely, till I got her a mate called Billy

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Mar-20 21:06:25

I once had a tortoise named Tilly
Who was lonely, till I got her a mate called Billy
But Tilly was a surprise

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Mar-20 07:32:02

I once had a tortoise named Tilly
Who was lonely, till I got her a mate called Billy
But Tilly was a surprise
She was one of the guys

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Mar-20 17:21:38

I once had a tortoise named Tilly
Who was lonely, till I got her a mate called Billy
But Tilly was a surprise
She was one of the guys
So we went out and bought him a Milly

I shall now listen to the daily update

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Mar-20 23:18:48

I shall now listen to the daily update
Though it isn't much good for my heart rate

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Mar-20 16:34:00

I shall now listen to the daily update
Though it isn't much good for my heart rate
Each day gets worse

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Jangran99 Thu 19-Mar-20 17:17:26

I shall now listen to the daily update
Though it isn't much good for my heart rate
Each day gets worse
This virus is a curse

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crazyH Thu 19-Mar-20 19:02:29

I shall now listen to the daily update
Though it isn't much good for my heart rate
Each day gets worse
This virus is a curse
I'll stay home and play games with my mate.

I'm eating more than I normally would

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Jangran99 Thu 19-Mar-20 22:09:53

I'm eating more than I normally would
That's just what I call comfort food

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Mar-20 22:37:51

I'm eating more than I normally would
That's just what I call comfort food
That's something we need

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Mar-20 12:44:29

I'm eating more than I normally would
That's just what I call comfort food
That's something we need
My waist's gone to seed

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crazyH Fri 20-Mar-20 15:45:32

I'm eating more than I normally would
That's just what I call comfort food
That's something we need
My waist's gone to seed
This isolation is doing me no good.

Thought I'd snap the twigs off the Fuscia

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Mar-20 00:30:52

Thought I'd snap the twigs off the Fuscia
A native of Andalusia

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Mar-20 07:38:08

Thought I'd snap the twigs off the Fuscia
A native of Andalusia
Pruning was that?

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crazyH Sat 21-Mar-20 23:57:52

Thought I'd snap the twigs off the Fuscia
A native of Andalusia
Pruning was that?
Yes, easy as 'pat'

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Jangran99 Sun 22-Mar-20 07:43:47

Thought I'd snap the twigs off the Fuscia
A native of Andalusia
Pruning was that?
Yes, easy as 'pat'
Now the job's done ,hallelujah

Some words just don't easily rhyme

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Mar-20 18:52:30

Some words just don't easily rhyme
But we mustn't see it as a crime

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crazyH Sun 22-Mar-20 18:56:11

Some words just don't easily rhyme
But we mustn't see it as a crime
For example, this

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