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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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crazyH Sat 22-Feb-20 08:39:59

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper
Such a hopeless creeper
He'll have nowt to show but his belly.

Let's hope his next attempt will be better

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Feb-20 05:59:48

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper
Such a hopeless creeper

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crazyH Sat 22-Feb-20 00:56:02

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper

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Elrel Sat 22-Feb-20 00:34:46

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly

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callgirl1 Fri 21-Feb-20 23:57:11

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log
Fell into the bog
And came out incredibly green.

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Feb-20 22:50:24

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log
Fell into the bog

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 22:42:35

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Feb-20 17:48:42

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 16:12:53

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here
At last some cheer
Barring another weather disaster

A photographer in the Forest of Dean

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Feb-20 15:47:18

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here
At last some cheer

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Grany Fri 21-Feb-20 14:48:54

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here

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Grandmafrench Fri 21-Feb-20 14:26:35

Sunny days all around
To dry out the ground

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 14:10:30

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster

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JackyB Fri 21-Feb-20 09:45:02

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour
Overcooked his cauliflower
And spilled cheese sauce all over his jeans

How long is it now until Easter?

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Feb-20 08:51:44

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour
Overcooked his cauliflower

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Oopsadaisy3 Fri 21-Feb-20 08:48:00

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour

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Elrel Fri 21-Feb-20 03:29:05

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with the greens

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Squiffy Thu 20-Feb-20 23:23:40

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work just to have a brew
He then realised
That he’d gone quite cross eyed
Which spoiled the wonderful view.

He muddled his peas with his beans

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Oopsadaisy3 Thu 20-Feb-20 21:25:55

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work just to have a brew
He then realised
That he’d gone quite cross eyed

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crazyH Thu 20-Feb-20 21:17:50

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work to just have a brew
He then realised

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Feb-20 21:06:01

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work to just have a brew

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Feb-20 06:05:27

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy
Hoping for more than a daisy
From the number of packs I got

An apprentice gardener from Kew

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crazyH Wed 19-Feb-20 22:13:53

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy
Hoping for more than a daisy

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mrswoo Wed 19-Feb-20 22:08:21

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy

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Grany Wed 19-Feb-20 20:40:21

Can't think of one reason why not
I could have lost the plot

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