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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Jun-20 21:01:02

Just a week to Midsummer Day
In Ireland it's Beltane they say
Whatever you call it
Let's hope it's sunlit
And not the usual dull and grey.

A new school teacher from Goole

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 19:00:47

Just a week to Midsummer Day
In Ireland it's Beltane they say
Whatever you call it
Let's hope it's sunlit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Jun-20 13:29:31

Just a week to Midsummer Day
In Ireland it's Beltane they say
Whatever you call it

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Jun-20 09:13:00

Just a week to Midsummer Day
In Ireland it’s Beltane they say

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Juliet27 Tue 16-Jun-20 16:15:24

When it's over, I think I'll go mad
I'm ready on the launch pad
I won't be held back
My cases I'll pack
And I'll be on my way to Trinidad

Just a week to Midsummer Day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Jun-20 09:30:03

When it's over, I think I'll go mad
I'm ready on the launch pad
I won't be held back
My cases I'll pack

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Juliet27 Tue 16-Jun-20 07:46:48

When it's over, I think I'll go mad
I'm ready on the launch pad
I won't be held back

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Jangran99 Mon 15-Jun-20 13:24:58

Welcome, grandtante smile

When it's over, I think I'll go mad
I'm ready on the launch pad

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grandtanteJE65 Mon 15-Jun-20 13:03:53

I can't wait to go travelling again
This lockdown will drive me insane
Oh! Those foreign climes
Such wonderful times,
but we're locked down, oh what a pain!

When it's over, I think I'll go mad

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Jangran99 Mon 15-Jun-20 12:55:57

lovebeigecardigans1955

I can't wait to go travelling again
This lockdown will drive me insane
Oh! Those foreign climes
Such wonderful times

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Jun-20 12:30:04

I can't wait to go travelling again
This lockdown will drive me insane
Oh! Those foreign climes

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Jangran99 Mon 15-Jun-20 00:50:55

I can’t wait to go travelling again
This lockdown will drive me insane

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Jun-20 20:43:56

But sad is the tale I must tell
Her appetite she just couldn't quell
Growing more obese
Her eating didn't cease
Slimming takes more than a magic spell

I can’t wait to go travelling again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 14-Jun-20 18:32:50

But sad is the tale I must tell
Her appetite she just couldn't quell
Growing more obese
Her eating didn't cease

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Jangran99 Sun 14-Jun-20 18:24:51

But sad is the tale I must tell
Her appetite she just couldn’t quell
Growing more obese

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Jun-20 17:43:12

But sad is the tale I must tell
Her appetite she just couldn’t quell

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grannylyn65 Sat 13-Jun-20 22:37:47

‘So she ate a whole box of milk tray

But sad is the tale I must tell

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Jun-20 22:26:50

Oh well", she thought, tomorrow is another day
I’ll join SlimmingWorld, and the fat will melt away
But it wasn't that easy
Hunger made her queasy

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Juliet27 Sat 13-Jun-20 15:44:50

"Oh well", she thought, tomorrow is another day
I’ll join SlimmingWorld, and the fat will melt away
But it wasn't that easy

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Jangran99 Fri 12-Jun-20 11:27:09

"Oh well", she thought, tomorrow is another day
I’ll join SlimmingWorld, and the fat will melt away

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Jun-20 13:09:10

Oh, how her tummy rumbled in protest
And quickly she found she'd lost all her zest
Her energy was nil
So she ate her fill
Good job there was loads of stretch in her vest.

"Oh well", she thought, tomorrow is another day

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Jun-20 19:15:48

oh, how her tummy rumbled in protest
And quickly she found she’d lost all her zest
Her energy was nil
So she ate her fill

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Jun-20 14:06:54

oh, how her tummy rumbled in protest
And quickly she found she’d lost all her zest
Her energy was nil

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jun-20 13:33:50

oh, how her tummy rumbled in protest
And quickly she found she’d lost all her zest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Jun-20 12:23:04

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner
She measured her girth
And thought she was worth
it, so decided to go without dinner.

But oh, how her tummy rumbled in protest

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