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Limericks 13

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Sat 02-May-20 06:36:57

1st May and the choir sing at Magdalen Tower
A hymn of praise to the Trinity’s power
We celebrate May Day
Morris dancing display

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Juliet27 Sun 03-May-20 19:55:01

1st May and the choir sing at Magdalen Tower
A hymn of praise to the Trinity’s power
We celebrate May Day
Morris dancing display
And appreciate how all is in flower

There’s too many clouds in my jigsaw

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Grany Sun 03-May-20 21:07:52

There’s too many clouds in my jigsaw
That's just one of the flaws

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Jangran99 Sun 03-May-20 21:35:28

Need to tweak your line Grany to keep limerick form. ?

There’s too many clouds in my jigsaw
And now I’ve spotted another flaw

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Juliet27 Mon 04-May-20 07:29:10

There’s too many clouds in my jigsaw
And now I’ve spotted another flaw
The trees are blurred

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Juliet27 Mon 04-May-20 07:33:31

There’s too many clouds in my jigsaw
And now I’ve spotted another flaw
The trees are all blurred

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-May-20 10:14:21

There's too many clouds in my jigsaw
And now I've spotted another flaw
The trees are all blurred
So my loins I must gird

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Jangran99 Mon 04-May-20 18:06:10

There's too many clouds in my jigsaw
And now I've spotted another flaw
The trees are all blurred
So my loins I must gird
So I'll ca canny ,but ca awa! (Clue? Scottish town motto)

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Jangran99 Mon 04-May-20 18:11:21

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic )

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-May-20 07:43:51

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic)
And I'm two fick 2 kepe up wiv this paice

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Jangran99 Tue 05-May-20 14:16:44

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic)
And I'm two fick 2 kepe up wiv this paice
My spellings atroshus

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Grany Tue 05-May-20 20:39:14

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic)
And I'm two fick 2 kepe up wiv this paice
My spellings atroshus
Learning in small dosus

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Jangran99 Tue 05-May-20 21:21:16

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic)
And I'm two fick 2 kepe up wiv this paice
My spellings atroshus
Learning in small dosus
So skool is a big waste of space

My edukashun was lernt in this place (sic)
And I'm two fick 2 kepe up wiv this paice
My spellings atroshus
Learning in small dosus
So skool was a big waste of space.

Our grandson's just turned twenty-one

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Juliet27 Tue 05-May-20 22:21:06

Our grandson's just turned twenty-one
Since that age, half a century I’ve done ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-May-20 12:41:20

Our grandson's just turned twenty-one
Since that age, half a century I've done
The time has flown by

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Jangran99 Wed 06-May-20 19:40:23

Our grandson's just turned twenty-one
Since that age, half a century I've done
The time has flown by
Since we first heard his cry

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Juliet27 Thu 07-May-20 19:11:45

Our grandson's just turned twenty-one
Since that age, half a century I've done
The time has flown by
Since we first heard his cry
I just wish we could have a rerun

75 years ago this was a great day

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Grany Thu 07-May-20 23:06:40

75 years ago this was a great day
Good things are now coming our way

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Jangran99 Fri 08-May-20 00:36:21

75 years ago this was a great day
Good things were now coming our way
Our lads would come home

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-May-20 12:29:42

75 years ago this was a great day
Good things were now coming our way
Our lads would come home
Over the wide briny foam

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Juliet27 Fri 08-May-20 15:34:34

75 years ago this was a great day
Good things were now coming our way
Our lads would come home
Over the wide briny foam
And would hopefully be here to stay

How uplifting is a blackbird's song

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Jangran99 Fri 08-May-20 16:20:30

How uplifting is a blackbird's song
Amid life's noisy ,harrowing throng,

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Juliet27 Sat 09-May-20 06:23:15

How uplifting is a blackbird's song
Amid life's noisy ,harrowing throng,
It's so full of cheer

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Jangran99 Sat 09-May-20 09:32:28

How uplifting is a blackbird's song
Amid life's noisy ,harrowing throng,
It's so full of cheer
Delight to the ear

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Juliet27 Sun 10-May-20 06:01:22

How uplifting is a blackbird's song
Amid life's noisy ,harrowing throng,
It's so full of cheer
Delight to the ear
During this lockdown that's seeming so long

The first thing I'll do when I'm free ...

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