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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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katie1 Sat 18-Apr-20 19:50:08

I read Milngavie to be pronounced Milngavvy ?, sorry I haven't heard of Milngavie ?

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Apr-20 19:51:52

Milngavie( Scottish place name pronounced???) ,
grin

An eager young blade from Milngavie

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katie1 Sat 18-Apr-20 19:59:46

Has just joined up in the Navy

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Grany Sat 18-Apr-20 20:02:57

An eager young blade from Milngavie
His muscles gave him flexibility

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Apr-20 06:04:44

Jan, your tests are fun does this pass the test?^

An eager young blade from Milngavie
Felt he was the best looking guy

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Apr-20 10:48:02

Spot on Juliet?, bet you can find an example south of the border!

An eager young blade from Milngavie
Felt he was the best looking guy
In a town quite small

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Apr-20 13:44:35

An eager young blade from Milngavie
Felt he was the best looking guy
In a town quite small
So he had quite a ball

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crazyH Sun 19-Apr-20 13:56:45

An eager young blade from Milngavie
Felt he was the best looking guy
In a town quite small
So he had quite a ball
A drink , he never had to buy.

The gals queued up at the bar

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Apr-20 18:46:20

The gals queued up at the bar
Hoping to buy him a jar

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Apr-20 21:41:03

The gals queued up at the bar
Hoping to buy him a jar
The choice was his

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AnotherLiz Sun 19-Apr-20 21:46:40

The gals queued up at the bar
Hoping to buy him a jar
The choice was his
To decide on which fizz

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crazyH Sun 19-Apr-20 23:31:21

The gals queued up at the bar
Hoping to buy him a jar
The choice was his
To decide on which fizz
But the cheeky chappie asked for a car.

They soon backed off, one by one

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Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 01:23:58

They soon backed off, one by one
That wasn't their idea of fun

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 05:47:23

They soon backed off, one by one
That wasn't their idea of fun
His looks had appealed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Apr-20 09:41:37

They soon backed off, one by one
That wasn't their idea of fun
His looks had appealed
But his character revealed

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Apr-20 13:55:15

They soon backed off, one by one
That wasn't their idea of fun
His looks had appealed
But his character revealed
He was a bit of a son of a gun

I've given up on the clouds in my jigsaw

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katie1 Mon 20-Apr-20 19:08:01

I've given up on the clouds in my jigsaw,
Instead I'll move on to the shore

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Grany Mon 20-Apr-20 21:36:48

I've given up on the clouds in my jigsaw,
Instead I'll move on to the shore
The easiest part for me

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Jangran99 Mon 20-Apr-20 21:43:59

I've given up on the clouds in my jigsaw,
Instead I'll move on to the sea shore
The easiest part for me
Are the edges you see

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Apr-20 07:30:26

I've given up on the clouds in my jigsaw,
Instead I'll move on to the sea shore
The easiest part for me
Are the edges you see
Then I don’t feel like doing much more

Are parents learning from homeschool too?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Apr-20 11:17:39

Are parents learning from homeschool too?
But oh heck, advanced maths oh boo hoo

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Apr-20 15:54:03

Are parents learning from homeschool too?
But oh heck, advanced maths oh boo hoo
It's all Greek to me

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katie1 Tue 21-Apr-20 19:33:20

Are parents learning from homeschool too?
But oh heck, advanced maths oh boohoo
It's all Greek to me
Let's have some more tea

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Apr-20 20:23:25

Are parents learning from homeschool too?
But oh heck, advanced maths oh boohoo
It's all Greek to me
Let's have some more tea
But wait 'til I've been to the loo!!

How I wish that I had a green thumb

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crazyH Tue 21-Apr-20 22:46:37

How I wish that I had a green thumb
I'd grow flowers and fruit, and bees would hum

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