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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Grany Sat 28-Mar-20 19:15:30

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?
Until he met Milly
A gorgeous filly

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Elrel Sun 29-Mar-20 00:02:51

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?
Until he met Milly
A gorgeous filly
Who thought him both grubby and sad.

A small ginger kitty from Leith

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:07:05

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:11:36

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb

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callgirl1 Mon 30-Mar-20 00:09:54

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb
So glad it wasn`t my bum!

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Mar-20 09:32:46

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb
So glad it wasn`t my bum!
Or any other part underneath!!

I think I will consult the vet

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crazyH Mon 30-Mar-20 09:39:33

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Mar-20 17:51:00

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care

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Juliet27 Tue 31-Mar-20 09:28:44

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care
She's a real nightmare

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Grany Tue 31-Mar-20 15:24:36

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care
She's a real nightmare
Of that I'll bet

At the vets there were lots of pets

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Juliet27 Wed 01-Apr-20 09:34:57

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats

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crazyH Wed 01-Apr-20 09:37:54

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye

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Grany Wed 01-Apr-20 11:47:52

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye
Who caught a fly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Apr-20 12:16:10

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye
Who caught a fly
So pricey his treatments I've debts.

And the dog I've taken to have his claws clipped

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Juliet27 Wed 01-Apr-20 13:44:19

And the dog I've taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he's ripped

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callgirl1 Thu 02-Apr-20 00:20:51

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker,

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Apr-20 08:13:28

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker
Almost an account blocker

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Jangran99 Thu 02-Apr-20 15:47:00

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker
Almost an account blocker
When I saw it my patience flipped

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs

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crazyH Thu 02-Apr-20 16:10:56

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Apr-20 18:22:20

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,
He hopes I'll relent

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crazyH Thu 02-Apr-20 18:35:36

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,
He hopes I'll relent
The mixed messages I sent

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Apr-20 12:20:00

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares
He hopes I'll relent
The mixed messages I sent
Now the carpet is covered with hairs.

Now I take him for a walk just once a day

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crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 12:38:12

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say

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Grany Fri 03-Apr-20 13:54:17

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not to close to passers by

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Apr-20 19:30:31

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply

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