EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

Think I'll just spring clean if I have to isolate
My house will look nice and I'll feel great.

I'll get rid of all the clutter and tat

Mad or not don't lose your trust
And keeping cool in a crisis is a must.

Think I'll just spring clean if I have to isolate

Just can't tell who's misbehaving
Or even if some are raving

Mad or not, don't loose your trust

I’m like a cat on a hot tin roof
Nerves a jangle- is this a spoof?

Just can’t tell who’s misbehaving

It will clear my mind of things unnecessary
But will I be relaxed? Well, not very.

I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof

Think I quite fancy a bit of meditation
I can get rid of all the aggravation.

It will clear my mind of things unnecessary

After that, the world is my oyster
I can party like mad or live in a cloister

Think I quite fancy a bit of meditation

Looking towards an exciting future
Get on t’internet with a new router

After that, the world is my oyster

But I suppose we have to live for today
Take it as it all come what may

Looking towards an exciting future

Lots of happy memories to share
Sometimes I wish I was back there.

But I suppose we have to live for today

It's always nice to go back to the past
To meet old friends, to have a blast

Lots of happy memories to share

So let’s hope we meet our long-lost friends
And talk of fun times and make amends.

It's always nice to go back to the past

I may not be glamorous but I'm up for a laugh
I like having fun, I enjoy being daft

So let’s hope we meet our long-lost friends

But an egg and spoon race I will definitely win
On the grandkids' sports day they all will grin

I may not be glamorous but I'm up for a laugh

I wouldn’t win a prize for a glamorous Gran
My body wobbles and my face, a flat pan.

But an egg and spoon race I will definitely win

But now I guess he’s past his his best
And hangs around in an old string vest

I wouldn’t win a prize for a glamorous Gran

We crossed Pantglas!

Wouldn’t win a contest for Grans that are glamorous

I’d like to hear from the boy next door
He was someone I fancied years before

But now I guess he’s past his best

Perhaps he's changed and now has a tummy
And is possibly still at home with his mummy?

I’d like to hear from the boy next door

Perhaps he’s changed and now has a tummy
I can’t talk - I’m no longer a yummy mummy

Wouldn’t win a contest for grans that are glamorous

I always did have a crush on him
He was 6' 3" and rather slim

Perhaps he's changed and now has a tummy

At least one will surely reply?
I hope it's that handsome young guy.

I always did have a crush on him

With bated breath, I shall wait
Hoping I haven’t left it too late

At least one will surely reply?

And put in a friend request
To all those I felt closest.

With bated breath, I shall wait

The internet seems the place to start
To Facebook tomorrow I’ll dart

And put in a friend request