EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

When the lockdown is relaxed
Will the vaccine then be taxed?

Will pharmacuticals make big profits?

Will pharmaccuticals make big profits?
I would guess that if I were a prophet

All governments want a vaccine at any price

All governments want a vaccine at any price
To have one tomorrow would be very nice

Or as soon as humanly possible, please

Or as soon as humanly possible, please
This country is already on its knees

Whatever it takes to make us immune

Whatever it takes to make us immune
If not tomorrow, then please very soon

We’re starting to forget what normality means

We're starting to forget what normality means
In fact quite odd things are normal it seems

Face masks seen in a bank would have been alarming

Face masks seen in banks would have been alarming,
The nurses in face masks are perfectly charming

The mask does not the person make....

The mask does not the person make
But sinister thoughts I cannot shake

same on dark nights with lads in hoodies

same on dark nights with lads in hoodies
You can bet your boots they're not The Goodies

Three men on bikes who made us laugh

Three men on bikes who made us laugh
Two wore hoods, another a scarf

I wonder where they were aiming for

I wonder where they were aiming for
one had gone out illicitly to see his amour

He couldn't stand being alone in the house

He couldn’t stand being alone in the house
His companion also behaved like a louse

They’re both living lives of deceit

They’re both living lives of deceit
Serve him right if he loses his seat

Did he think he was above the law?

Did he think he was above the law
He never guessed a colleague would play 'cat's paw'

You can always be sure the truth will out

You can always be sure the truth will out
In his case, well deserved - the lout

Today he’s headline news

Today he's headline news
I bet he's not amused!

But tomorrow we'lll move on to other things

But tomorrow we'll move on to other things
waiting to see on Sunday what surprises Boris springs

I'm hoping to be allowed walks by the sea

I'm hoping to be allowed walks by the sea,
Yes, that's wonderful, I completely agree.

I'm craving seeing waves crash along a beach

I'm craving seeing waves crash along a beach
At the moment that pleasure is well out of reach

For now I just take each day as it comes

For now I just take each day as it comes
staying in instead of being out with my chums

It seems ages since I was free to roam

It seems ages since I was free to roam
I’m really fed up with staying at home

I hope that soon there’ll be blessed relief

I hope that soon there’ll be blessed relief
It must happen slowly, though, that’s my belief

Seeing our families will be top of the list

Seeing our families will be top of the list
After that, partying and doing the twist

Let's live it up in case C19 comes back

Let's live it up in case C19 comes back
If we don't watch out it could give us a smack

Continue some precautions and behave sensibly

Continue some precautions and behave sensibly
Stay at home and open the bubbly
Soon we can start to live again