EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

And crisps, cheese and onion are my favourite
then back inside and until tomorrow stay gated

I need to find an interesting indoor hobby very quickly

I need to find an interesting indoor hobby very quickly
I made some chocolate fudge today but found it rather sickly

I know, I’ll write a book, a murder mystery maybe

I know, I’ll write a book, a murder mystery maybe
Or learn the Japanese ceremony for making a cup of tea

I've always fancied Aboriginal paintings done with dots

I've always fancied Aboriginal paintings done with dots
Or those Rorschach tests on ink blots

Who knows what they’ll find after more research

Who knows what they'll find after more research
But will it happen before I fall off my perch?

I can do virtual gallery tours to get ideas

I can do virtual gallery tours to get ideas
With gentle music in my ears

Art and music, private pleasures

Art and music, private pleasures
these times require desperate measures

I'll aim at being an opera singer

I'll aim at being an opera singer
An organist, or a bell-ringer

Or I’ll paint in the style of a Dutch master

Or I’ll paint in the style of a Dutch master
I'm no good at painting but I bet I'm faster

It must be lovely to have some real talent

It must be lovely to have some real talent
I really mustn’t be thought ungallant

When some awful artworks I criticise

When some awful artworks I criticise
But why pretend? What use are lies?

For now I’ll read some worthy books

For now I'll read some worthy books
To my neighbours, give some scathing looks,
For they are breaking all the rules

For they are breaking all the rules
But I don't tell tales out of school,

Live and let live is my motto

Live and let live is my motto
Have a wee dram, don’t get blotto!

We should all have a little of what we fancy

Another job on my list of chores
No one to help , despite knocking on doors.

The above not true , just needed to rhyme

We should all have a little of what we fancy
That’s what I keep hearing from my fiancé

I enjoy a white wine or two

I enjoy a white wine or two
When inside it keeps me from feeling blue

But it's more fun when shared with others

It's a deserved reward for bust mothers

busy mothers ?

it's a deserved reward for busy mothers,
And for sisters, also brothers,
Those who keep the family bonds

Those who keep the family bonds
Connecting all the ripples in the ponds

It's hard work staying in touch

It's hard work staying in touch
but we grannies want to so very much

Family time really makes us feel great

Family time really makes us feel great
Every day I think, 'I just can't wait'

I'll never take family for granted again

I’ll never take family for granted again
Even though at times they drive me insane

Who’d have thought it’s that I’d be missing

Who'd have thought it's that I'd be missing
Please stay well, is what I'm wishing

Look after yourselves and each other