EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

He loves his master and wants him to play
With a stick or a ball or a roll in the hay.

But don’t leave your food in your furry friend’s reach

He doesn't know why it's called 'dogging'
He gets very jealous when we're snogging

He loves his master and wants him to play

Our dog will get fed up and yelp loud and clear
He won’t stop barking if someone comes near

He doesn’t know why it’s called ‘dogging’!

We can take our car to a local beauty spot
And kiss and cuddle, unless we get caught

Our dog will get fed up and yelp loud and clear

We'll go for long walks come rain or shine
If we can get out any weather will be fine

We can take our car to a local beauty spot

Any dog will do if the man is kind and loving
A Poodle or Gundog , pulling and tugging.

We'll go for long walks, come rain or shine

Learning another language will be a doodle
And I don't even care if Rex is a poodle

Any dog will do if the man is kind and loving

One man. his dog and me sounds like good company
If he's not from around here I will move country

Learning another language will be a doodle

I don't want to share him with an ex
but I'll let him keep his dog Rex

One man, his dog and me sounds like good company

He needs to be the complete package
And not come with lots of excess baggage

I don't want to share him with an ex

And he was someone I could really trust
And not just look at him with lust

He needs to be the complete package

A man who's cheerful would make me happy
Especially if his humour was snappy

And he was someone I could really trust

I hope the next one will be a keeper
I certainly won't put up with a cheater

A man who's cheerful would make me happy

I had one of those, I kicked him into touch
To be honest; I didn’t miss him much

I hope the next one will be a keeper!

A man to cuddle when things are bad
Anyone really, as long as he isn't a cad

I had one of those, I kicked him into touch

No amount of money can do the trick
A kind but strong man will do the trick

A man to cuddle when things are bad

I like a man who gives me a laugh
He can tickle me or make a gaff

No amount of money can do the trick

Money isn't every thing but most useful
He will need to solvent, honest and truthful

I like a man who gives me a laugh

He’d better be nice and have some cash
I’ll sum him up but not be rash

Money isn’t every thing but most useful

When social distancing is a thing of the past
I'll find me a man and grab him fast

He'd better be nice and have some cash

It will seem strange at first
But we'll soon relearn how to be together and converse

When social distancing is a thing of the past

We'll gossip again about Lily and Molly
And enjoy a conversational volley

It will seem strange at first

Imagine! If we could meet with friends again!
Have lunch together, nothing fancy, something plain

We'll gossip again about Lily and Molly

I pray the future finds me ready for the changes
And we can have some close exchanges

Imagine! If we could meet with friends again!

Soon we can start to live again
We may well say "remember when",

I pray the future finds me ready for the changes