Versatile Verse 2

Am I too old to wear a white dress and a veil?
Must write the invitations and get them in the mail

I'll plan it for next year so everyone can come

I'll plan it for next year so everyone can come
I'm already excited and starting to hum

Lots of nice music to think about and choose

Lots of nice music to think about and choose
All that singing from the cloisters and the pews

Will lift our spirits during this spring wedding

Will lift our spirits during this spring wedding
then off on honeymoon I'll be heading.

A scenic beach setting and some culture as well

A scenic beach setting and some culture as well
In an exotic place which I can't even spell

Just my beloved and me, alone and in love

Just my beloved and me, alone and in love
I feel so romantic I think I'll free a dove

But wait, I'm not sure, where would that dove go?

But wait, I'm not sure, where would that dove go?
Maybe to Paris, or even Moscow

Love's not enough, we all need a good meal

Love's not enough, we all need a good meal
Macdonalds will do us a good deal

We won't want anything fine and fancy

We won't want anything fine and fancy
unless we bring along fussy Aunt Nancy

Unless it's fine dining she'll hold up her nose

Unless it’s fine dining she’ll hold up her nose
Anybody would think she’d caught a dose

Of something that can be sexually transmitted

Of something that can be sexually transmitted
Which she did, as she's really half-witted,

Nevertheless, she's really quite funny

Nevertheless, she's really quite funny
She's madly indulgent, she's got plenty of money

She isn't too impressed with only supermarket shopping

She isn't too impressed with only supermarket shopping
She longs to get dressed up and go out bopping

Or doing a fandango, any dance will do

Or doing a fandango, any dance will do
Waltz, Foxtrot, Polka and the Charleston too

It all comes from following Strictly

It all comes from following Strictly
But don't correct her or she' ll become prickly

She thinks she knows all the right steps

She thinks she knows all the right steps
But she's cross-eyed, flat footed, and one of life's inepts

She's really an accident waiting to happen

She's really an accident waiting to happen
She should have a rest and take a statin

But to be fair she's a game old bird

But to be fair she’s a game old bird
Certainly not shy and wants to be heard

Those castanets snapping, heels clicking

Those castanets snapping, heels clicking
But her bad heart means she's a time-bomb ticking,

She's feisty though, will live it up till the end

She's feisty though, will live it up till the end
Her and her dancing partner, her very good friend

They still like a trip to the Blackpool Tower

They still like a trip to the Blackpool Tower
Where they do the Tango with grace and power,

They also like the Quickstep and the Cha Cha Cha

They also like the Quickstep and the Cha Cha Cha
Even a Samba from Bogota

They dance themselves around the world

They dance themselves around the world
Spinning and twisting at speed they twirled

I wonder which country they’ll represent

I wonder which country they’ll represent
Having duel nationality is heaven sent

They can go any where so many choose

They can go any where so many choose
So long as they pack sufficient shoes

It wears them out all that dancing