Versatile Verse 2

They are craning their necks
Some of the men displaying their pecs

Lots of the women in revealing tops

As we soar through the clouds
We’re being watched by crowds

They are craning their necks

And the pilot himself might welcome me
Straight into the cabin for a good look-see

As we soar through the clouds

Oh, I'm sorry! Had a senior moment!

I quite fancy having a double-barrelled name
So I'll get upgraded when flying in a plane

And the pilot himself might welcome me

I’ll do one if you don’t mind?

I quite fancy having a double-barrelled name

henetha are you going to add another line? ?

I want to be a virgin when I marry
And not just to any old Tom, Dick or Harry

But if he takes it further will I mind?
Or should I tell him I’m not that kind?

I want to be a virgin when I marry

Grabbing some afternoon delight!
If he kisses me I won't fight

But if he takes it further will I mind?

Me and Joe in the long grass
Who knew I’d be that sort of lass?

Grabbing some afternoon delight!

As smiles wreathe my face
I'm getting ready for the embrace

Me and Joe in the long grass

I feel myself quivering from head to toe
I just spotted my dreamboat, Joe.

As smiles wreathe my face

I hope the elastic doesn’t break
The smile on my face - yes it’s fake

I feel myself quivering from head to toe

Bungee jumping, here I come
Wheee, it's great, hello Mum!

I hope the elastic doesn't break

We need to feel a certain thrill
Giving freedom from the usual drill

Bungee jumping, here I come

Everyone I notice has smiles on their faces
Having fun, kicking over the traces

We need to feel a certain thrill

It’s the simple things which make us feel good,
Anyone up for Hide and Seek in the Wood?

Everyone I notice has smiles on their faces

It's the simple things which make us feel good
Friends and chat and lots of food

With weather so balmy

A few songs around a camp fire would be lovely
With family and friends and the stars above me.

It's the simple things which make us feel good

There will be plenty of things for the children to do
I hope I've enough energy to join in too

A few songs around a camp fire would be lovely

There’s a cricket bat and stumps for the children to play
A long old rope swing and a big bale of hay

They will be plenty of things for the children to do

Must cook them properly to avoid a dodgy tummy
I’ve a pack of cards for the adults to play gin rummy

There’s a cricket bat and stumps for the children to play

Our barbecue will be lit at the stroke of six
Sausages and burgers, what a tasty mix,

Must cook them properly to avoid a dodgy tummy

I’m hoping they’ll have an afternoon nap
Without it my energy will no doubt sap

Our barbecue will be lit at the stroke of six

Then we are all awake again and there's another day of fun,
More games and stories and I'm worn out by 1

I'm hoping they'll have an afternoon nap