The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Eee by gum , yeah lemongrove ??

Ernie the fastest milkman in the west.

(If you’ve spread mustard on the jukebox lemon I expect you to clean it up ?)

FGS .....would I do that? Although I did drop half a sausage somewhere ( haven’t found it yet)?

Great Scott was that a sausage? I thought Petyr the new barman had had an accident and I’ve been trying to sew it back on ?

How does sewing half a sausage to Petyr’s jeans help anyone Doodle ( one too many again?)
Anyway I have it on good authority ( Chewbacca) that he has no need of extra sausages, with or without mustard.

Ifield yodelling on the jukebox again ( is that you doing it, Scribbles?)?
It’s doing my head in.

Just thought chewy might be in need of a snack while on the job................................she is still working in the sewers? ?

Kind of loving the Ifield - "I Remember Youuuu"'s my favorite!

Let me just say Doodle that I have been promoted. I'm no longer working down in the sewers; I've been promoted to Chief S**t Shoveller at the water works. New uniform too! Khaki dungarees.

So, as I'm celebrating, the drinks are on me! ????????

May I be the first to congratulate you chewy and I’ll have a triple vodka, rum and black with a whisky chaser thank you.
Just one thing though..........is there a lot of S**t at the water works ?.

Nice dungarees by the way. Good fit too. Very ....snug ..aren’t they

Oh Doodle, you'd be staggered at the amount of s**t I have to shovel; it's pretty much every where I go, not just at the water works!

Pleased you like my dungarees Doodle. They have to be snug so that bits can't fall in. not envy

Quoting you two for my Restaurant/Bar review (writing fiercely in tablet).

Really you lot....have a little decorum please!
Can you change at the door Chewbacca .....there’s a distinct whiff of something in the air around here?

Shovel to be left at the door as well.

Time for a Tetley's?

Undoubtedly! Or coffee, perhaps?

Vermouth in a fancy glass anyone?

Very well, I'll take off my khaki dungarees, but I'm warning you now that what's underneath isn't much more alluring. Have I got to remove my rubber waders too?

Well! Nobody's ever accused me of yodelling before. Not guilty, m'lud. Are you sure that's Frank Ifield? I haven't seen the cat for a couple of days.

Xtra help needed here, please. I've just found poor Tibby the tabby with her tail stuck in the coffee grinder.

Yikes! Ground cat's tail? Save it and we'll use it when the coffee runs low.

You're welcome Doodle

Zzzzz - party in the bar over for tonight!

About time we had a clean up while it's quiet; wouldn't want the Public Health people closing us down for hygienic practices.