The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Korky is back! Sporting a black eye.He says can he work in the back room today as he is in hiding.

Jennifer Juniper on the jukebox....ah, takes me back to my hippy chick days.?
Justin (Time) our new eyecandy barman is here today, as it’s Korky’s day off ( is that where Chewy is too, hmm?)

I haven’t seen chewy for a while. She might be do8ng extra shifts at the sewage works. carillion is moonlighting as a photographer for some mens magazine. I think she volunteered for the job ?

Hang on a mo'. Me "strut"? Nah...I'm a flirty flouncer with frilly drawers.

Go and check if Chewy and Carillion are still in A&E would you?

Fur coat on today Doodle? Well, we all know what that means! (Same as a red hat...ahem!)

Even you can’t be shocked soop. I’ve seen you strutting your stuff . And as for lemon ?

Doodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t move a muscle. Shaking my bits did me an injury last night. Mind you it was quite profitable I seem to have had some money stuffed in my nickers for some reason. This rounds on me ?

Bee Gees on the jukebox. Shall we bee-bop...or shall we simply sit at the bar and tap our feet?

Am in early this morning, will put the coffee machine on, we all need strong black

Z cars then had to be called to attend to the punch up that followed!

Y do I agree to these things!?The Norty Nickers had a few hearts a flutter last night....so much so that three ambulances had to be called for elderly gents.

X formation now backs to the audience and hands on ankles. Saucy music wiggle those hips girls.?

Wellies Chewy........really! I know you rushed here from the sewage works but I left my best white stilettos for you in the back room, along with my fish net tights.

V formation lining up for the high kick a la Tiller girls.......mind you, I think they wore knickers ?

U may get more than you bargained for sitting there Carillion ?
By heck! Look at them go ( the customers, that is) but it’s ok I have locked all the doors.?

'Temptress' magazine is paying me a lot of money to get a few prime shots of you and Chewy, I've brought my Kodak brownie for the purpose and they're paying me five bob a pop, I've got to sit on that front row, but act natural, I want some convincing moves

Sitting on the front row is dangerous carillion . With my tassels on I can take an eye out at twenty paces. Sit well back ?

Risking sitting on the front row, what time are The Norty Nicks on? I saw Chewy downing a few lemonades just five minutes ago

Quick, get me a drink. I don’t want to miss anything.

Pass the hat round. Should get quite a bit tonight I have my most sparkly outfit on (not sure it’s the right way round but what the heck ?). Norty Nickers dance of the five veils coming up. Might be a bit saucy, I’ve lost the other 2 veils ?

Only if you can point me in the direction of Jim, the black marketeer lemon 'cos I need some flour and maybe something to crumble into some cherry & chocolate brownies ? ?.
Are you sure (whispers back) the punters will pour in if Doodle and Chewy are part of the star turn tonight ? ??

Nay, lass, no diner but the bar is losing customers so we have to sell some food from time to time.....care to do some baked goods for us?
The Norty Nickers ( a bit like The Roly Poly’s) are doing a turn here tonight, that should pull the paying punters in.?
I should add....( whispers) that Doodle and Chewy are part of the group.Well, they have to do something to pay their bar bills.

Make mine a double too. Not good for you to drink on your own cherry cheers ?