Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Even marydoll couldn’t manage more than three.....could she? ?

Don’t start! TMI thank you very much Doodle.?

Dammit! That Marydoll is just a hussy. Just a threesome this time, you say? Hmmm! Maybe she's sickening for something?

Candlesticks.....we haven’t paid the leccy bill in years.

Can (I realise it should be may but that’s the wrong letter ?)
I please report that Marydoll has been to the hairdresser today to get her hair done for................Santa !!! ?. I know, she wants a threesome with George ?

No Doodle ?

Ballgowns.....mine is black and lacy

Is that A and B together lemon ?

Aniseed balls......I use them to lure Lord L away from the scullery maids.

Zoo. We need a zoo at this bash. All sorts of wild and exotic animals to demonstrate how wild and exotic we are. and some of us do have spots and wrinkly skin.

You grab Rudolph Scribbles and I’ll get Dancer. lemon can save her own pansies ?

Whoa! The reindeer have broken loose and are busy grazing on the lawns and Lemon's winter pansies.

Viagra! isn't that the stuff Nursing homes put in the supper of elderly grandads to prevent them from rolling out of bed in the middle of the night!?

Viagra!! No you are not going to take that Santa. ? When I said I wanted a ride on your sleigh, it wasn’t an euphemism!!

Under no circumstances am I going to end up expecting any little Santas.

That particular Santa is worth watching.
Remember the Edinburgh Christmas meet up fiasco, for which I blame Soop!! She introduced him.

Really marydoll you are such a spoil sport ?

Santa come on we might as well go and have a drink. Where have you left Rudolph by the way? I quite fancy a quick whirl round the car park in your sleigh ?

Quit the diversion tactics, George is spoken for, by ME!!

You can make do with Santa.

Please Santa look over there...it your lovely marydoll. Look marydoll here’s Santa for you. George? No don’t worry about him, I’ll look after him for you.

Ok, out of the way. I saw him first, we are old 'friends'.???

Nespresso.....gorgeous George has just rocked up to the ball,
Hoooray!

My oh my, is it me or is it hot in here? Maybe it’s a double dose of apricot brandy.....down to my sexy black slip now.....

Love your outfit by the way. Kitchen foil is so good for wrapping up an old bird.

Kettle indeed. Yes quite right marydoll I’ve been drinking tea. As you are aware I am totally teetotal . (Don’t tell lemon but I’ve got a keg of poteen from the Argy hidden under the Christmas tree)

Just wondering, Doodle, what have you been drinking? Pot, kettle, black