Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Glitterball for the dance floor

Fried sprouts (well, someone must like them)

X rated (as we missed it out above) lemon hand her grand entrance (if her Argy Bargy appearance is anything to go by it will be x rated too ?

Continuing from above

Extacty - taking our high heeled shoes off ?

Drum roll - as Lady Lemongrove makes her grand entrance.

Cauliflower cheese, one of the buffet options.

Baritone to sing carols

Alka Seltzer for the next morning

Z Beds. ....for the drunken lot

You’re loaded - you can fly them in on private jet from the far flung reaches ???

Wild flowers, in wreaths, all around the room. Don't know where you'll find them at this time of year though

Unisex toilets

Vegetarian options

Ukuleles......I always have mine to hand

Trays of indigestion remedies

Salmon sandwiches

Roasted hogs.....mmmm

Quad bikes.....for drunken riding around the grounds ( me and Lord Lemongrove are renowned for it)?

Quaffing

Party hats

Olives to dunk in your martini

Noggin of whatever takes your fancy

Mistletoe

Listeria. Soop's sausage rolls are the work of the devil!

Knockers. Festooned with tinsel ?

Jolly Christmas jumpers

Icicles - crystal of course.

What a fun game.