Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Dammit! That Marydoll is just a hussy. Just a threesome this time, you say? Hmmm! Maybe she's sickening for something?

Don’t start! TMI thank you very much Doodle.?

Even marydoll couldn’t manage more than three.....could she? ?

Far as I know, she can. And does.

Good gracious. So the rumours about the missing football team are true then ?

Haud the bus, it was only a Five a side team!!!!

I heard it was both teams though ?

Jolly japes ( sounds like they have already started)?

Knickers - red and black skimpy, lacy ones, lying abandoned on the main staircase.

Lord Lemongrove’s Scribbles ....he sometimes likes to discard them when feeling hot hot hot.

Mince pies.....I can’t get enough of them ?

Nuts - I just fancy a cashew

Over to M&S to buy some new underwear for Lord lemon
Those red and black skimpy lace ones must be threadbare by now. After all he was wearing those 10 years ago when we ............ oops ?

Port & Stilton. Yummy. I just found a stash of both in the snooker room while I was looking for a place to have a quiet toke

Quiche, with smoked salmon and a hint of cannabis?why should Scribbles have all the fun?

Really lemon ?

Pass it here ?

scribbles and lemon asleep in the corner leaving me to do all the work as usual.

Toilet rolls ??????? we need more. We seem to have run out since I made a hot curry last night. ?

Urgh! That curry last night was rank. What on earth was in it? And how long will it take to get out? (not envy)

Very sorry chewy. It didn’t look too good when I made it to be honest. I made it from a tin of something but the label had come off so it could be anything (mind you the dog did look a bit upset when I put it in the curry) ? It might be coming out for quite a while if the others are anything to go by. ? I didn’t actually eat any myself. Too full of mince pies. ?

Well! That's just great isn't it! Curried dog food at a Grand Christmas Ball!

I paid 75p for my ticket and was promised an "Evening of Fine Wines, Gourmet Food and Famous Dance Band". It's a swizz, that's what it is!

X marks the spot where you have to queue for a refund but you’ll have to wait for the Lady (!) of the Manor to get one.

Y don’t you could come back tomorrow night chewy I will be doing stuffed ferret with dung beetle balls, roasted pine cones and compost patties all in a rich gravy. You’ll love it ?

Zebra onesies....After midnight we could all wear them and be a herd, Lord L could be a lion and chase one of us down?

Anadin and Alka Seltzer - NOW!!! Pleeeeeease ... I'm in pain. Grand Christmas Ball? Lol oh, never again. Sob.

Behave scribbles . You didn’t have that much did you ?

????? oh, I see you did. Pass the bucket someone ?

Cripes! Caught out!! Can't cope ....