Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

No! Not you lemon. Knowing you and your boob tube tops I hate to think what would happen if you got bopping ?

Oh for goodness sake! The supply of ladies seems to be very limited and dancing with each other never looks romantic' I haven't received my invite yet; gold-embossed on parchment quality card and crimped edges if you can afford it!
Thank you!

Please can we have cocktails because I love them. Soooooo
sophisticated with their cherries on sticks and fancy umbrellas!!

Quince gin and cucumber tonic anyone? No cherries, just a piece of cucumber on a stick

Rhubarb gin is my current preference. It’s lovely.

Sparklers in cocktails

Spa weekend: I'll need one to recover from this hectic, hungover social event of the year!

Talking too much and not enough ACTION!

Unfortunately, U is almost as difficult as Y ?
....under the table cushions to rest my head on after I slide off my chair....to many of DanniRae’s cocktails ? cheers.

Valeta dance (old time sequence dancing). Rather slow and measured but might be good after all those zumbas.

Winter wonderland decorations

Xmas stockings

Yard of Ale

Zebra print mini dress hanging on my wardrobe door ready for the partee - yeah!!

Articulate speech starting to go

Bad behaviour necessary

Colourful language ?❗️Especially if falling down the grand marble staircase after one too many.

Dangerous liaisons behind the potted palms

Elton John (Sir)is at the grand piano

Freddie lookalike singing his Rhapsody

Guzzling more gin while I listen to not-Freddie

Handsome barmen to make us cocktails

I ....can’t believe it’s not butter ? (all I could thing of)

Jumping Jack Flashshits a gas playing on the jukebox

No no ? not flashshits. Oh my goodness that would be a disaster. Jumping jack flash it’s a gas.