Limericks 11

Tonight there were fireworks banging
My head is aching, my ears are hanging
It’s November the first
Just wait for the fifth
No doubt there’ll be plenty of slanging

I’ll be having my flu jab this morning

Tonight there were fireworks banging
My head is aching, my ears are hanging
It’s November the first
Just wait for the fifth

Tonight there were fireworks banging
My head is aching, my ears are hanging
It’s November the first

Tonight there were fireworks banging
My head is aching, my ears are hanging

Tomorrow it`s going to rain
I`ve had enough, I`m going to Spain
A handsome torero
Like Ivan Fandino
Will keep me in the fast lane.

Tonight there were fireworks banging

Tomorrow it’s going to rain
I've had enough, I'm going to Spain
A handsome torero
Like Ivan Fandino

Tomorrow it’s going to rain
I've had enough, I'm going to Spain
A handsome torero

Tomorrow it’s going to rain
I've had enough, I'm going to Spain

I’m having trouble sorting my recycling bins
The plastics , the bottles , the cardboard and tins
What day was collection ?
I didn’t pay attention
I think I’ve had too many gins.

Tomorrow it’s going to rain

I’m having trouble sorting my recycling bins
The plastics, the bottles, the cardboard and tins
What day was collection?
I didn’t pay attention

I’m having trouble sorting my recycling bins
The plastics, the bottles, the cardboard and tins
What day was collection?

I’m having trouble sorting my recycling bins
The plastics, the bottles, the cardboard and tins

So my thick waistline wobbled so badly
But I’m beautiful to my boyfriend Bradley
He thinks that I’m cosy
And says that he knows he
Will always be in love with me madly

I’m having trouble sorting my recycling bins

So my thick waistline wobbled so badly
But I’m beautiful to my boyfriend Bradley
He thinks that I’m cosy
And says that he knows he

So my thick waistline wobbled so badly
But I’m beautiful to my boyfriend Bradley
He thinks that I’m cosy

So my thick waistline wobbled so badly
But I’m beautiful to my boyfriend Bradley

With hands cuffed and head bowed
Trying not to hear boos from the crowd
I think. "Where is Fat Pride?"
Don't tell me they've chosen to hide
I wonder what happened to "Be loud and proud?"

So my thick waistline wobbled so badly

With hands cuffed and head bowed
Trying not to hear boos from the crowd
I think "Where is Fat Pride?"
Don't tell me they've chosen to hide

With hands cuffed and head bowed
Trying not to hear boos from the crowd
I think "Where is Fat Pride?"

With hands cuffed and head bowed
Trying not to hear boos from the crowd

The doctors have warned, I might be obese
Warning: He would send for the 'fat' police
The police said ‘mam’
We don’t give a damn
Arrest you we will, and sense you will see.

With hands cuffed and head bowed

The police said ‘mam’
We don’t give a damn

The doctors have warned, I might be obese
Warning: He would send for the 'fat' police

I don't care if I seem to be greedy
Look at that pudding - my eyes are beady
It will go down well
Was hardly a hard sell
I stuff my face when I feel needy.

The doctors have warned, I might be obese

I don't care if I seem to be greedy
Look at that pudding - my eyes are beady
It will go down well
Was hardly a hard sell