Limericks 11

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I'll swing on those ropes
Like Tarzan, high hopes!
With me, up high, clinging

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I'll swing on those ropes
Like Tarzan, high hopes!

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I’ll swing on those ropes

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?
Something that doesn't need much training
And bearing in mind my painful wrist

I might try my hand at choral singing

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?
Something that doesn't need much training

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbyn, have a toss
'cos they're both a dead loss
I wish there was a better selection

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbyn, have a toss
'cos they're both a dead loss

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbin, have a toss

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?
Not sure I’d dare say
But politicians do spring to mind!

I'm sick of the General Election

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?
Not sure I’d dare say

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find

So once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like minded folks met
Most of them are great
The rest we'll put in a crate
And throw away the key for a bet!

Now that was very unkind

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met
Most of them are great
The rest we'll put in a crate

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met
Most of them are great

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met

So dancing and singing are out
What’s next? Can’t think of nowt
Write a story or two
To read in the loo
Now that's a good idea - bought!!

So, once upon a time in Gransnet

So dancing and singing are out
What’s next? Can’t think of nowt
Write a story or two
To read in the loo

So dancing and singing are out
Whats next? Can't think of nowt
Write a story or two?

So dancing and singing are out
Whats next? Can't think of nowt