Limericks 10

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver
'Cos I saw an eel slither

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Where's my cossie? Hope it still fits me

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It's a great day to swim in the sea

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the blue-bird will fly
Past the rainbow on high
And I'll get a wee dog called Rover.

An ambitious young person from Hythe

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly
Past the rainbow on high
We'll just be completely in clover.

It's a great day to swim in the sea

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly
Past the rainbow on high

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far
Than going by car
Though the cost to the planet is high!

Soon this month will be over

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far
Than going by car

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far

Next time I'm going to fly
It's got to be worth a try

I`m sat on this hot noisy train
It`s beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past
And I`m feeling downcast
Long journeys are really a pain.

Next time I`m going to fly

I'm sat on this hot noisy train
It's beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past
And I'm feeling downcast

I'm sat on this hot noisy train
It's beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past

I’m sat on this noisy hot train
It’s beginning to addle my brain

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he's there
And really does care
Excuses a lot, I find

I’m sat on this noisy hot train

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he's there
And really does care

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he’s there...

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he manage to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
With a six-pack and no trace of a belly!
And forget that my man's a joke.

But I'm grateful that he is very kind

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
With a six-pack and no trace of a belly!

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
The one with the very flat belly