Limericks 10

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm tress above

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent

If I laugh lots, I know I`ll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes
Can get him in scrapes
So we`re sending him off to Tonga

It would be nice to live on a small island

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes
Can get him in scrapes

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair
I haven't a care
As my shoulders keep on with their quaking.

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair
I haven't a care

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
The pastry's gone on the floor

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop
For tatties and pop
And after that, a dose of TV.

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop
For tatties and pop

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie

Which isn`t easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and flow
We try to make them witty
To invent a witty ditty
But sometimes the words just don`t "go"

I fancy having chips for my tea

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and flow
We try to make them witty
To invent a witty ditty

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and to flow
We try to make them witty

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and to flow

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain
But we cannot refrain
From trying to find a line which will stun.

Which isn't easy, as we all know

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain
But we cannot refrain

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton

Writing limericks is such fun