Limericks 10

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat
No shoes would fit
So his Mum would knit

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat
No shoes would fit

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking
graveyard humour unabating
Glad when costumes are back in the drawer

There was a young man whose feet

The ghouls are out callgirl ??

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking
graveyard humour unabating

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking graveyard humour,

Don`t know how that happened, I posted it this afternoon!

The shops are full of blood and gore
It's Halloween so everyone want more

It`s a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It`s making me shiver
`Cos I saw an eel slither
I don`t want his slime over me!

I`m told I should go with the flow

Sorry

The shops are full of blood and gore

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother
And her significant other
It ended up in a noisy affray

The shops are full of gore and blood

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother
And her significant other

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray

I heard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold
Quivering in the cold
Was my Ex, boy did I get a fright!

I soon sent him on his way

I hesard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold
Quivering in the cold

I hesard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold

I heard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie
I see dimpled thigh
Perhaps I won't swim, I'll just sit.

I heard a little squeak last night

Now I’m confused ? but going by times ...

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie
I see dimpled thigh

Oh dear - not my day- crossed posts again

Bella ?
Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
I've got blubber in places

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver
'Cos I saw an eel slither
I could swear he was laughing at me

You got left out CrazyH so let’s go with yours (adapted to scan)

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?