Limericks 10

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go out to walk Rover
I'll put on my mac

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go out to walk Rover

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing
It will leave your cheeks glowing
And give you a trout pout.

The skies are clouding over

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing
It will leave your cheeks glowing

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line
That would be fine
We have posters from coast to coast.

Let's get our coats and brollies out

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line
That would be fine

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks
Time to get the bottle out of the box
I'm determined I never will fade!

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks
Time to get the bottle out of the box

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks

I'm now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid

Sorry! The above was meant to be on page 1! To follow the “palm trees above”. I’ve not seen this page before and will stick to reading, not rhyming in future! ?

Tried to delete my line, but failed! Sorry again. ?

Plus two larks and a dove

I often went dancing in my teens
Woe betide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels
For those wild eightsome reels
Sadly, I'm now one of those has-beens.

I'm now part of the grey brigade

I often went dancing in my teens
Woe betide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels
For those wild eightsome reels

I often went dancing in my teens
Woebetide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels

I often went dancing in my teens
Woebetide anyone who went in their jeans

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as it's gay
Something jolly, like jazz?
Just something with pizazz
With a beat to which we can sway.

I often went dancing in my teens

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay
Something jolly, like jazz?
Just something with pizzaz

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay
Something jolly, like jazz?

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was a demand
A "chippie" maybe?
Or estate agency?
Or maybe start up a dance band.

What kind of music to play?