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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Oldandverygrey Wed 18-Sept-19 16:24:22

Moving away from the subject of food
Kids? let me tell you about my brood
I have two girls and a boy

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Grannycool52 Wed 18-Sept-19 13:20:23

Moving away from the subject of food,
Kids? Let me tell you about my brood

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crazyH Wed 18-Sept-19 12:32:36

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and
A wave of my wand
It'll be a meal fit for Tony Blair.

Moving away rom the subject of food

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BradfordLass72 Wed 18-Sept-19 12:02:09

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and
A wave of my wand

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crazyH Wed 18-Sept-19 11:47:22

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and

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henetha Wed 18-Sept-19 10:53:24

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Sept-19 10:37:38

I've just sat down to watch Bake Off
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun
That's it, I'm done
So cocktails instead I'll quaff.

But maybe I shouldn't despair

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 21:45:00

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun
That's it, I'm done

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Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 21:41:33

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 21:33:06

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 20:05:40

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc
I'd scale that big rock
Even if I'm chilled to the marrow!.

I've just say down to watch Bakeoff

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Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 17:15:23

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc
I'd scale that big rock

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FarNorth Tue 17-Sept-19 16:56:34

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 11:31:39

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow

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henetha Tue 17-Sept-19 11:16:11

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope
He had no hope,
But he lived to publish a journal.

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro

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crazyH Mon 16-Sept-19 14:48:58

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope
He had no hope

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henetha Mon 16-Sept-19 09:49:45

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope

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crazyH Sun 15-Sept-19 23:36:05

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 23:28:22

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true
And never make you blue
As witnessed by all who observe us

A daring young man from Gornal

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Sept-19 22:26:33

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true
And never make you blue

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callgirl1 Sun 15-Sept-19 21:38:18

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 20:43:31

smile
Back to our limerick

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service

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Harris27 Sun 15-Sept-19 19:44:38

I like to move around the house
And squeak all day like a mouse
Find bits of cheese to nibble and chew
So happy days from me to you!

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 19:38:51

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service

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FarNorth Sun 15-Sept-19 18:27:06

My old man says he'll take up ballet
He's bought tights that are rather risque
The tutu he chose
So tight were the hose
I'm sure they are right up his alley.

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"

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