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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Thu 03-Oct-19 20:12:12

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider
And my eyes just grew wider and wider
It was purple and pink
Did it just wink?

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Grannycool52 Thu 03-Oct-19 20:01:19

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider
And my eyes just grew wider and wider
It was purple and pink

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Oldandverygrey Thu 03-Oct-19 17:36:32

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider
And my eyes just grew wider and wider

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-19 10:56:17

I hope my friends don't get too jealous
Of my lover, who's proving quite zealous
He's also got money
And a big pot of honey
Let's hope the bees don't get too callous.

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Oct-19 09:50:26

I hope my friends don't get too jealous
Of my lover, who's proving quite zealous
He's also got money
And a big pot of honey

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henetha Thu 03-Oct-19 09:47:26

I hope my friends don't get too jealous
Of my lover, who's proving quite zealous
He's also got money

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BradfordLass72 Thu 03-Oct-19 08:04:36

I hope my friends don't get too jealous
Of my lover, who's proving quite zealous

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FarNorth Wed 02-Oct-19 23:35:17

And I would like a tuck in my tummy
As I`ve over indulged in everything yummy
Also a facelift would be good
Made softer by mud,
Then I'll end up looking scrummy.

I hope my friends don't get too jealous

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callgirl1 Wed 02-Oct-19 21:15:19

And I would like a tuck in my tummy
As I`ve over indulged in everything yummy
Also a facelift would be good
Made softer by mud,

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Oldandverygrey Wed 02-Oct-19 16:50:07

And I would like a tuck in my tummy
As I've over indulged in everything yummy
Also a facelift would be good

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Oct-19 16:04:03

And I would like a tuck in my tummy
As I've over-indulged in everything yummy

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henetha Wed 02-Oct-19 10:42:15

I probably could have it straightened
With the doc I`ll make a date and...….
Say "Please do your best"
I don`t want folk to jest,
Just make it normal so I blend.

And I would like a tuck in my tummy

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callgirl1 Wed 02-Oct-19 00:47:16

I probably could have it straightened
With the doc I`ll make a date and...….
Say "Please do your best"
I don`t want folk to jest,

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FarNorth Tue 01-Oct-19 23:29:00

I probably could have it straightened
With the doc I'll make a date and......
Say "Please do your best"

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 22:28:16

I probably could have it straightened
With the doc I'll make a date and......

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 22:07:29

My olfactory nerve is offended
And the image can never be mended
Sadly, I don't suppose
I can refresh my nose
It will stay as it is, all 'bended'.

I probably could have it straightened

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FarNorth Tue 01-Oct-19 21:54:21

My olfactory nerve is offended
And the image can never be mended
Sadly, I don't suppose
I can refresh my nose

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 19:00:35

My olfactory nerve is offended
And the image can never be mended
Sadly, I don't suppose

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:55:50

My olfactory nerve is offended
And the image can never be mended

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:25:20

Sorry, didn't refresh!

If I could just harvest that wind
To bottle that up, would be a sin
Or power a town
And blow it all down
No, that would be undisciplined

My olfactory nerve is offended

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:17:11

If I could just harvest that wind
And immediately have it tinned

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 13:39:44

If I could just harvest that wind
To bottle that up, would be a sin
Or power a town
And blow it all down

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 13:39:04

If I could just harvest that wind
To bottle that up, would be a sin
Or power a town
Might blow the it all down

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Oct-19 10:40:23

If I could just harvest that wind
To bottle that up, would be a sin
Or power a town

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 10:30:52

If I could just harvest that wind
To bottle that up, would be a sin

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