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Limericks 9

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 21:26:37

It's a beautiful district of Rio
Where lives my sweetheart, Cute Cleo

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 21:43:22

It`s a beautiful district of Rio
Where lives my sweetheart, Cute Cleo,
She displays her wares,

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 23:24:30

It`s a beautiful district of Rio
Where lives my sweetheart, Cute Cleo,
She displays her wares,
And generously shares

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 23:35:03

It`s a beautiful district of Rio
Where lives my sweetheart, Cute Cleo,
Sahe displays her wares,
And generously shares
Her profits with a man called Leo

Leo is a man of the world

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 09:51:23

Leo is a man of the world
With a beard so beautifully curled

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henetha Wed 14-Aug-19 10:18:02

Leo is a man of the world
With a beard so beautifully curled,
It's in rollers at night

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:19:09

Leo is a man of the world
With a beard so beautifully curled up
As he strums his guitar

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Minniemoo Wed 14-Aug-19 10:20:52

Leo is a man of the world
With a beard so beautifully curled up
As he strums his guitar
And smokes his cigar

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:33:09

Leo is a man of the world
With a beard so beautifully curled up
As he strums his guitar
And smokes his cigar
His moustache is seriously imperilled

But Cleo adores her Latin lover

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:35:00

Where did up come from?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:54:51

?

But Cleo adore her Latin lover
He's generous with gifts, she did discover

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:07:48

Somehow I added curled up to original line 2

But Cleo adore her Latin lover
He's generous with gifts, she did discover
But is she his only one

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:14:52

But Cleo adores her Latin lover
He's generous with gifts, she did discover
But is he his only one?
Or is he a Don Juan?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:20:20

But Cleo adores her Latin lover
He's generous with gifts, she did discover
But is he his only one?
Or is he a Don Juan?
4 more lovers! I'll never recover.

I need a super power for tonight

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:23:07

But Cleo adores her Latin lover
He's generous with gifts, she did discover
But is she his only one?
Or is he a Don Juan?
Around many loves does he hover?

There was an old biddy from Belfast

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 20:10:50

There was an old biddy from Belfast
Who talked about all sorts of things past

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 21:14:27

Oh!

There was an old biddy from Belfast
Who talked about all sorts of things past
Price of food

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callgirl1 Wed 14-Aug-19 21:57:28

There was an old biddy from Belfast
Who talked about all sorts of things past
Price of food
But nothing rude

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 23:13:25

There was an old biddy from Belfast
Who talked about all sorts of things past
Price of food
But nothing rude
Just the memories she liked to holdfast

Back to WOODMOUSE

I need a super power for tonight

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callgirl1 Wed 14-Aug-19 23:29:36

I need a super power for tonight
One to power my electric light

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 23:47:15

Sorry, WoodMouse

I need a super power for tonight
One to power my electric light
I've no bobs for the meter

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 23:54:37

I need a super power for tonight
One to power my electric light
I've no bobs for the meter
A candle for a heater

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BradfordLass72 Thu 15-Aug-19 02:38:26

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink
Now just too tired to think,
You should live in New Zealand instead!

We're one day ahead of the world

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Aug-19 10:11:04

We're one day ahead of the world
Through outer space we've whirled

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henetha Thu 15-Aug-19 10:48:38

We're one day ahead of the world
Through outer space we've whirled
To Venus and back

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