Limericks 9

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance
From someone who knows of my existence

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance
From someone who knows of my existence
These lines are getting too long so I give an apology

A gran from Cornwall said sorry

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing
Enjoyable? I'm supposing

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing
Enjoyable? I'm supposing
If the limerick shape isn't blurrym

There was an old woman of Derry

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said
She's so easily led

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said
She's so easily led
After a large glass of sherry!

She insisted on buying a round

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Made her scream out loud

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Who jumped in the road

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Who jumped in the road
Right into the jaws of a hungry hound.

The hound felt ill and was sick

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast
His stomach is vast

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast
His stomach is vast
The vet? No, the hound you dipstick!

The vet arrived in a hurry

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag
Gave the hound a quick jag

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag
Gave the hound a quick jag
Who got up and sped off in a flurry

The vet said £60 please

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life