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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 10:08:50

Will this Brexit thing ever come to an end?
The news drives me clean round the bend!

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 10:17:00

Will this Brexit thing ever come to an end?
The news drives me clean round the bend!
I've reached the stage

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Oct-19 10:29:13

Will this Brexit thing ever come to an end?
The news drives me clean round the bend!
I've reached the stage
Where I’ve lost the page

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henetha Fri 18-Oct-19 10:59:35

Will this Brexit thing ever come to an end?
The news drives me clean round the bend!
I've reached the stage
Where I’ve lost the page
So to ignore it all is what I intend.

I'd rather decide on my dinner today

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Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 11:47:45

I'd rather decide on my dinner today
Than let anyone else have a say

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 12:53:40

I'd rather decide on my dinner today
Than let anyone else have a say
It's Friday, hurrah ! Fish 'n chips

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CraftyGranny Fri 18-Oct-19 12:59:56

I'd rather decide on my dinner today
Than let anyone else have a say
It's Friday, hurrah ! Fish 'n chips
Mmm, I'm already licking my lips

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Oct-19 16:08:52

I'd rather decide on my dinner today
Than let anyone else have a say
It's Friday, hurrah! Fish 'n' chips
Mmm, I'm already licking my lips
Mushy peas, salt 'n' vinegar, that's the way.

Shall we wash it down with a half pint of cider?

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 16:42:57

Shall we wash it down with a half pint of cider?
I'm on, but can I please have a full 'pinter'?

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Oct-19 20:11:02

Shall we wash it down with a half pint of cider?
I'm on, but can I please have a full 'pinter'?I
It's Cuba Libre for me

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 18-Oct-19 22:58:10

Shall we wash it down with a half pint of cider?
I'm on, but can I please have a full 'pinter'?I
It's Cuba Libre for me
Too many and I'd need a pee

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 23:10:19

Shall we wash it down with a half pint of cider?
I'm on, but can I please have a full 'pinter'?I
It's Cuba Libre for me
Too many and I'd need a pee
I think we'll get us padded knickers.

By the time our padded knickers get soaked

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 18-Oct-19 23:17:31

"By the time our padded knickers get soaked
We'll be really drunken", I joked

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crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 23:48:30

By the time our padded knickers get soaked
We'll be really drunken", I joked
We'll be dribbling

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 18-Oct-19 23:59:21

By the time our padded knickers get soaked
We'll be really drunken", I joked
We'll be dribbling
And these knickers are crippling

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:47:03

By the time our padded knickers get soaked
We'll be really drunken", I joked
We'll be dribbling
And these knickers are crippling
What a horrible picture it all evoked

I must store my summer clothes in the loft

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:55:20

I must store my summer clothes in the loft
They're washed and conditioned to keep them soft

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henetha Sat 19-Oct-19 10:17:57

I must store my summer clothes in the loft
They're washed and conditioned to keep them soft,
It's woolly knickers now

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crazyH Sat 19-Oct-19 10:43:26

I must store my summer clothes in the loft
They're washed and conditioned to keep them soft,
It's woolly knickers now
And longjohns to sow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Oct-19 11:47:39

I must store my summer clothes in the loft
They're washed and conditioned to keep them soft
It's woolly knickers now
And longjohns to sow
In no more floaty chiffon may I waft.

On the ladder I must pull that loft hatch down

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FarNorth Sat 19-Oct-19 12:37:01

On the ladder I must pull that loft hatch down
Then warm & cosy, I'll be out on the town

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:55:45

On the ladder I must pull that loft hatch down
Then warm & cosy, I'll be out on the town
Just heard the forecast !

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Oct-19 16:02:40

On the ladder I must pull that loft hatch down
Then warm & cosy, I'll be out on the town
Just heard the forecast !
Of a wintry blast

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 16:08:40

On the ladder I must pull that loft hatch down
Then warm & cosy, I'll be out on the town
Just heard the forecast !
Of a wintry blast
I'd sooner be home in my dressing gown

This winter might brings us lots of snow

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Oct-19 16:18:24

This winter might brings us lots of snow
If it does I’ll maybe give sledging a go

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