Limericks 9

Bella ?

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent

That's time well spent

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent
That's time well spent

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent
That's time well spent
And it will certainly lift our moods.

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker,
I'll cook, you can be the out-looker

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break
Then a 'swig' we will take

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break
Then a 'swig' we will take
Before I get hit with a left hooker

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout

Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out (this line courtesy of my granson!)

Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out
Better phone nine nine nine

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"
It's right up to my armpit.

BLass, clever grandson for sure ...

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"
It's right up to my armpit
How do I put it back? I know nought.

Shall I leave it hanging there?

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you'll find folk will stare

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you`ll find folk will stare
They`ll think you are bragging about what you`ve got

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you`ll find folk will stare
They`ll think you are bragging about what you`ve got
Perhaps I'll just tie it up, in one big knot

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well you can, but you'll find folk will stare
They'll think you are bragging about what you've got
Perhaps I'll just tie it up in one big knot
I'll be a medical curiosity, so there.

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime
So he bet on a horse

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime
So he bet on a horse
That fell off, mid course

He thought he`d check his lottery numbers online
He needn`t have bothered, he didn`t win a dime
So he bet on a horse
That fell off, mid course
So that was the end of the rhyme

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I'm embarassed about it,to post

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I`m embarrassed to post
He floated upstairs,

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I`m embarrassed to post
He floated upstairs,
Carrying two chairs