Limericks 8

Our dream home has been lost
No time to count the cost
We'll start the search again
For our own little den
We can't agree, so a coin we've tossed.

Perhaps go on Escape To The Country?

Perhaps go on Escape To The Country?
They could find us one cheap but funky

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
They could find us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear on tele

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
they could us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear tele
No, no, not on your nelly

Perhaps go on Escape to the Country?
they could find us one cheap but funky
So exciting to appear tele
No, no, not on your nelly
I'm afraid my hips are too chunky

I'm determined to go on a diet

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone
Eat right foods, exercise don't moan

I'm determined to go on a diet
If you know a good one I will try it
Firstly, you must get in the zone
Eat right foods, exercise don't moan
Hey Presto! Pounds will shed after a bit!

I'm gonna knit a cardi

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet

I'm gonna knit a cardi
It's for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet
He's gonna look so sweet

I`m gonna knit a cardi
It`s for my little birdie
And make boots for his feet
He`s gonna look so sweet
When he`s playing on his hurdy gurdy

What would be your choice of pet?

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I'd get

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I'd get
Handy if you lose your bag

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I`d get
Handy if you lose your bag
Or need somewhere to keep your fags

What would be your choice of pet?
A kangaroo is what I`d get
Handy if you lose your bag
Or need somewhere to keep your fags
Right, my mind is set.

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!
And a box full of Turkish delights.

But when I get up in the morning

Tis gonna be one of those sleepless nights
Wrestling with the duvet, on/off with the lights
But no - I know what!
Some rum, -more than a tot!
That should make my sleep reach new heights.

What super power would you like to have?

Missed. Must hit refresh whilst I'm composing.

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning
Cut down on the rum