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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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willa45 Sun 04-Aug-19 02:13:32

Sue decided to have a tattoo
but she couldn't decide where to do

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 04-Aug-19 01:03:37

This talk of posh things are getting me down
Whatever happened to my 'down to earth' town?
To be upwardly mobile
Maybe! Possible! Hopefully! Meanwhile ...
I'll get another drink and my sorrows I'll drown

Sue decided to have a tattoo

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FarNorth Sat 03-Aug-19 22:16:36

This talk of posh things are getting me down
Whatever happened to my 'down to earth' town?
To be upwardly mobile
And endlessly agile

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 03-Aug-19 22:16:04

This talk of posh things are getting me down
Whatever happened to my 'down to earth' town?
To be upwardly mobile
Maybe! Possible! Hopefully! Meanwhile ...

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Aug-19 19:41:13

This talk of posh things are getting me down
Whatever happened to my 'down to earth' town?
To be upwardly mobile

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willa45 Sat 03-Aug-19 14:19:54

This talk of posh things are getting me down
whatever happened to my 'down to earth' town?

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crazyH Sat 03-Aug-19 13:03:25

Have you ever seen a hedgehog wearing a dress?
No, here they wear onesies when they want to impress
They strut round the garden
Wearing their Louise Cardin
Who is she?must get one or I'll be depressed.

This talk of posh things are getting me down

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2old4hotpants Sat 03-Aug-19 12:47:17

Have you ever seen a hedgehog wearing a dress?
No, here they wear onesies when they want to impress
They strut round the garden
Wearing their Louise Cardin

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Minniemoo Sat 03-Aug-19 11:28:16

Have you ever seen a hedghog wearing a dress?
No, here they wear onesies when they want to impress
They strut round the garden

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Amagran Sat 03-Aug-19 11:26:47

Have you ever seen a hedghog wearing a dress?
No, here they wear onesies when they want to impress

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henetha Sat 03-Aug-19 10:30:04

There was a young hedgehog from Cornwall
Who ate all my flowers with way too much gall
"I'm a veggie," said h'hog
"I'll hide behind this log"
Till it's time for the annual hedgehogs ball.

Have you ever seen a hedghog wearing a dress?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Aug-19 09:58:07

There was a young hedgehog from Cornwall
Who ate all my flowers with way too much gall
"I'm a veggie," said h'hog
"I'll hide behind this log"

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Amagran Sat 03-Aug-19 07:27:13

There was a young hedgehog from Cornwall
Who ate all my flowers with way too much gall
"I'm a veggie" said h'hog

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willa45 Sat 03-Aug-19 02:15:40

There was a young hedgehog from Cornwall
Who ate all my flowers with way too much gall

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 03-Aug-19 01:09:06

There was an old lady from Wales
Who hung up her clothes on nails
When friends came to visit
She'd say No, Please do not sit
Because we're off to see what we can buy in the sales.

There was a young hedgehog from Cornwall

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FarNorth Sat 03-Aug-19 00:30:38

There was an old lady from Wales
Who hung up her clothes on nails
When friends came to visit
She'd say No, Please do not sit

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callgirl1 Sat 03-Aug-19 00:06:42

There was an old lady from Wales
Who hung up her clothes on nails
When friends came to visit

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DanniRae Fri 02-Aug-19 23:14:23

There was an old lady from Wales
Who hung up her clothes on nails

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Jangran99 Fri 02-Aug-19 21:51:01

A cat learnt to pee in the loo
But he covered my shoe in poo
Oh how distasteful
And very wasteful
And quite unnecessary too

There was an old lady from Wales

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Amagran Fri 02-Aug-19 20:17:00

A cat learnt to pee in the loo
But he covered my shoe in poo
Oh how distasteful
And very wasteful

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Jangran99 Fri 02-Aug-19 17:25:54

A cat learnt to pee in the loo
But he covered my shoe in poo
Oh how distasteful

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DanniRae Fri 02-Aug-19 17:14:44

A cat learnt to pee in the loo
But he covered my shoe in poo

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willa45 Fri 02-Aug-19 17:03:25

A cat learned to pee in the loo

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willa45 Fri 02-Aug-19 17:00:46

So I'll have to venture to Asda
I'll go in my brand new Mazda
It's the chauffeurs day off
Well he has got a cough
so he drove all the way to the Kasbah

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Oldandverygrey Fri 02-Aug-19 16:51:47

So I'll have to venture to Asda
I'll go in my brand new Mazda
It's the chauffeurs day off
Well he has got a cough

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