Limericks 7

Willa, hope you don’t mind me using just the first half

When the pubs turn out each night
The streets are a sorry sight
With drunken riff raff
To tarry’s a gaffe

When the pubs turn out each night
The streets are a sorry sight
With drunken riff raff stumbling all about

When the pubs turn out each night
The streets are a sorry sight

I could lie down and sleep in the leaves
Being wary of possible thieves
Keeping one open eye
For a passer by
Hopefully not a drunk who weaves

When the pubs turn out each night

I could lie down and sleep in the leaves
Being wary of possible thieves
Keeping one open eye
For a passer by

I could lie down and sleep in the leaves
Being wary of possible thieves
Keeping one open eye

I could lie down and sleep in the leaves
Being wary of possible thieves

Went for a walk in the park
Meant to get back before dark
But I found the gates locked
And then I was shocked
To discover my options were stark.

I could lie down and sleep in the leaves

Went for walk in the park
Meant to get back before dark
But I found the gates locked
And then I was shocked

Went for walk in the park
Meant to get back before dark
But I found the gates locked

Went for a walk in the park
Meant to get back before dark

So let's all have one massive party
Don't invite me, I get farty,
Smelly but merry
Guzzling the sherry
And all end up looking tarty

Went for a walk in the park

So let's all have one massive party
Don't invite me, I get farty,
Smelly but merry
Guzzling the sherry

Don't know why but my posts seem to have a serious delay.

I don`t have a single idea
I come up with one word....Diarreah!

So let's all have one massive party
Don't invite me, I get farty,
Smelly but merry

So let's all have one massive party
Don't invite me, I get farty,

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I`d like to hear
We could stay up late
Just like being on a date
And get drunk just as if it's New Year

So let's all have one massive party

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I’d like to hear
We could stay up late?
And ruminate

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I`d like to hear
We could stay up late
Just like being on a date

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I’d like to hear
It may not be new

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I’d like to hear
We could stay up late?

oops, sorry Bellanonna ~

I don`t have a single idea
Maybe I need a beer

I don`t have a single idea
If you have one, then I’d like to hear