Limericks 7

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge
Intermingled with sedge
Caught fire and his eyeballs got seared

A girl with a very small chest

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge
Intermingled with sedge

old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. he called for a light in the middle of the night to go to the wc. the moon shone on the closet door ,the candle had a fit .old king cole fell down the hole and came up covered in s**t....(my dad taught me that one among others) my mum heard him one day. and yelled out "dont teach(me) rhymes like that. too late ,i still remember them today.. lol...

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!
It looks like a hedge

My husband is growing a beard,
doesn't suit him, just as I feared!

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose
Broke the other I suppose
And abandoned his trip to Peking

My husband is growing a beard

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose
Broke the other I suppose

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing
But fell on his nose

A man with his arm in a sling
Enjoyed his trip to Beijing

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an applet to keep the doctor away
And sleep quite deep
In an ungainly heap
I'm alive no matter what they say

A man with his arm in a sling

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an applet to keep the doctor away
And sleep quite deep
In an ungainly heap

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away
Though I need him to give me something to sleep
(middle two lines are meant to be short)
And sleep quite deep

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away
Though I need him to give me something to sleep

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day
And an apple to keep the doctor away

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab
Cause life is so drab
We're easy to please and no hold-me-back gripes.

A cheery smile for the dawn of each day

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab
Cause life is so drab

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes
Either one would be fab

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes
Or a tool to unblock my pipes

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit
With great difficulty she'd fit
So she got off and went for a hike.

Maybe a sports car with 'go faster' stripes

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit
With great difficulty she'd fit

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike
On the seat she'd sit

There was a blob of paint on her bike
So she decided to use her trike

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain
With his lover, Lorraine
But she swapped him for some glorious shoes

There was a blob of paint on her bike

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain
With his lover, Lorraine

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise
He sailed off to Spain