LIMERICKS 5

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle
So with one merry laugh
Achieved in a bubble bath

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle
So with one merry laugh

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last
From my childhood past
As in her approval I'd bask

A young person from Wyre Piddle

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last
From my childhood past

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out
There`s jealousy about
Some children may be a bit blue

Is it stir up sunday yet i ask?

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out
There`s jealousy about

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines
Is a sign of the times
And leaves me feeling aghast

I heard a small boy in the queue

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines
Is a sign of the time

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seams faster than the last

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try
To learn how to fly
But the chances of that were quite small

Another year’s going quite fast

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try
To learn how to fly

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash
Perhaps just a dash
My lips are starting to quiver

A fellow leapt off a high wall

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash
Perhaps just a dash

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash

I was strolling along by the river
Dreaming of onions and liver

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon
Before the end of this afternoon
Or is this the day that happy bells will ring?

I was strolling along by the river

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon
Before the end of this afternoon