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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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craftergran Sun 25-Nov-18 23:12:48

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been
No, I never thought that
Nor thought I'd be fat

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Elrel Sun 25-Nov-18 23:55:50

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been
No, I never thought that
Nor thought I'd be fat
Or have a stick on which to lean!

There once was a magic Nutcracker

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Nov-18 00:38:55

There once was a magic Nutcracker,
Made friends with a little yellow quacker

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henetha Mon 26-Nov-18 10:40:58

There once was a magic Nutcracker,
Made friends with a little yellow quacker
Together they danced

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Panache Mon 26-Nov-18 10:42:54

There once was a magic Nutcracker,
Made friends with a little yellow quacker
Together they danced
They even romanced

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Lisagran Mon 26-Nov-18 10:43:51

There was once a magic Nutcracker
Made friends with a little yellow quacker
Together they danced,
Pirouetted and pranced

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Nov-18 16:28:36

Panache got there first?
There once was a magic Nutcracker,
Made friends with a little yellow quacker
Together they danced
They even romanced
On her lips he planted a smacker

A strange kid lives here in our street

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travelsafar Mon 26-Nov-18 18:26:58

A strange kid lives here in our street
She's edgy and a little off beat

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craftergran Mon 26-Nov-18 18:27:15

A strange kid lives here in our street
He has two enormous left left

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craftergran Mon 26-Nov-18 18:27:36

left feet

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Bellanonna Mon 26-Nov-18 18:39:32

A strange kid lives here in our street
She's edgy and a little off beat
Her her is pale green

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Bellanonna Mon 26-Nov-18 18:40:31

A strange kid lives here in our street
She's edgy and a little off beat
Her hair is pale green

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Lisagran Mon 26-Nov-18 20:16:05

A strange kid lives here in our street
She’s edgy and a little off beat
Her hair is pale green
And she seems pretty keen

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henetha Tue 27-Nov-18 10:42:08

A strange kid lives here in our street
She’s edgy and a little off beat
Her hair is pale green
And she seems pretty keen
To be famous even though she's petite.

While watching television last night

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Lisagran Tue 27-Nov-18 10:59:40

While watching television last night
I had a terrible fright

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Panache Tue 27-Nov-18 11:59:09

While watching television last night
I had a terrible fright
The Jungle became real

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craftergran Tue 27-Nov-18 12:37:29

While watching television last night
I had a terrible fright
The Jungle became real
So did Deal or No Deal

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Lisagran Tue 27-Nov-18 14:03:10

While watching television last night
I had a terrible fright
The Jungle became real
So did Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds - oh, what a sight!

Our neighbours are having a party

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Elrel Tue 27-Nov-18 14:20:47

Our neighbours are having a party
They are hippies, vegan and arty

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Lisagran Tue 27-Nov-18 14:29:58

Our neighbours are having a party
They are hippies, vegan and arty
So I took round some nuts

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JoyBloggs Tue 27-Nov-18 15:15:51

Our neighbours are having a party
They are hippies, vegan and arty
So I took round some nuts
We all sat in wood huts

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travelsafar Tue 27-Nov-18 17:19:47

Our neighbours are having a party
They are hippies, vegan and arty
So I took round some nuts
We all sat in wood huts
They were all very hale and hearty!!

Im starting to turn vegetarian

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Lisagran Tue 27-Nov-18 19:04:15

I’m starting to turn vegetarian
Fed up of being a barbarian

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Jangran99 Tue 27-Nov-18 23:21:19

I’m starting to turn vegetarian
Fed up of being a barbarian
Trouble is ,of course,

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Elrel Tue 27-Nov-18 23:41:44

I’m starting to turn vegetarian
Fed up of being a barbarian
Trouble is ,of course,
I eat like a starving horse

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