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So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead
Until a puncture delays
Oh no! it's one of those days

So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead
Until a puncture delays

So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss
So little time for us,
In fact, I'm feeling deranged!

So I'll travel by buses instead

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss
So little time for us

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged

The train timetable was changed

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions
raising all kinds of derisions
Come on, USA, just dump!

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions
raising all kinds of derisions

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another
Not so good on my brother
Especially as I was short and he was tall.

A President who was called Trump

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another
Not so good on my brother

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready,
Nervous but steady
A bit over dressed but they are no has-beens.

Hand me downs I certainly do recall

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready,
Nervous but steady

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer
As they drink the free beer
With no one showing signs of being coy

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems.

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer
As they drink the free beer

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer

There'll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Ladies and Lords and the poor hoi polloi

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy