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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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henetha Wed 27-Jun-18 12:16:29

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride

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Panache Wed 27-Jun-18 17:19:24

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride
An ending that is befitting of any play?

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor

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travelsafar Wed 27-Jun-18 18:54:37

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!

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FarNorth Thu 28-Jun-18 01:04:54

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all

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Panache Thu 28-Jun-18 07:54:21

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to stall

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travelsafar Thu 28-Jun-18 08:24:28

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
What we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to be stalled
The smoke will certainly make our eyes sore.

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??

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henetha Thu 28-Jun-18 10:27:33

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play

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Panache Thu 28-Jun-18 10:51:54

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales

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henetha Fri 29-Jun-18 10:17:52

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales

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Panache Fri 29-Jun-18 11:16:30

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales
Watch out folks,Mr Drought is on its way!

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain

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travelsafar Sat 30-Jun-18 08:10:05

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.

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Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 10:31:38

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare

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henetha Sat 30-Jun-18 11:56:42

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair

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Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 17:51:41

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair
Perhaps they just have water on their brain?

A welcome breeze,just a shower please

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travelsafar Sat 30-Jun-18 18:27:15

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!

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Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 19:34:04

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown

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Marydoll Sat 30-Jun-18 19:35:31

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Jul-18 00:15:20

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown
Though from watering I can take my ease

Our old gardener should really retire

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Panache Sun 01-Jul-18 07:19:40

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire

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henetha Sun 01-Jul-18 13:54:05

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe

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Panache Sun 01-Jul-18 14:36:45

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe

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Bellanonna Sun 01-Jul-18 20:57:02

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe
But his workmanship’s really quite dire

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good

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Marydoll Sun 01-Jul-18 22:28:50

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Jul-18 22:54:47

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit

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FarNorth Mon 02-Jul-18 01:03:54

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit
Which makes me feel wabbit

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