LIMERICKS 4

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit
Which makes me feel wabbit

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe
But his workmanship’s really quite dire

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown
Though from watering I can take my ease

Our old gardener should really retire

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair
Perhaps they just have water on their brain?

A welcome breeze,just a shower please

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales
Watch out folks,Mr Drought is on its way!

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
What we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to be stalled
The smoke will certainly make our eyes sore.

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to stall

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride
An ending that is befitting of any play?

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride