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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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FarNorth Sat 07-Jul-18 19:50:12

It'll be great at the seaside today
If only to watch the kiddies at play
Buy a strawberry ice cream

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Panache Sat 07-Jul-18 10:22:37

It'll be great at the seaside today
If only to watch the kiddies at play

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henetha Sat 07-Jul-18 10:11:00

The houses in Surrey were shaking
I felt this shudder as I was waking
Is it a huge dinosaur?
Right under its core,
No, it's Theresa's cabinet Brexit making.

It'll be great at the seaside today

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Panache Fri 06-Jul-18 11:16:54

The houses in Surrey were shaking
I felt this shudder as I was waking
Is it a huge dinosaur?
Right under its core

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henetha Fri 06-Jul-18 10:38:14

The houses in Surrey were shaking
I felt this shudder as I was waking
Is it a huge dinosaur?

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Panache Fri 06-Jul-18 08:11:56

The houses in Surrey were shaking
I felt this shudder as I was waking

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Elrel Thu 05-Jul-18 18:07:59

The world is my oyster" so its said
So let's go out and paint the town red
Our first "Port of call"
Where we’ll have a ball
Must have impressive street cred!

The houses in Surrey were shaking

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Jul-18 17:52:59

The world is my oyster" so its said
So let's go out and paint the town red
Our first "Port of call"
Where we’ll have a ball

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Panache Thu 05-Jul-18 11:23:45

"The world is my oyster" so its said
So let's go out and paint the town red
Our first "Port of call"

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henetha Thu 05-Jul-18 10:37:57

"The world is my oyster" so its said
So let's go out and paint the town red

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Panache Thu 05-Jul-18 10:08:17

I think I shall take two weeks off
When I say this the family scoff
Yet your life is your own
So soon I'll have flown
And to those behind my hat I doff

"The world is my oyster" so its said

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FarNorth Thu 05-Jul-18 09:48:20

I think I shall take two weeks off
When I say this the family scoff
Yet your life is your own
So soon I'll have flown

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Panache Thu 05-Jul-18 09:25:18

I think I shall take two weeks off
When I say this the family scoff
Yet your life is your own

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Jul-18 08:43:08

I think I shall take two weeks off
When I say this the family scoff

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JackyB Thu 05-Jul-18 08:37:57

There was an old man in our town
He liked a pint at The Crown
The beer was so flat
Like his well worn hat
He drank water to wash it all down

I think I shall take two weeks off

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Panache Thu 05-Jul-18 07:52:06

There was an old man in our town
He liked a pint at The Crown
The beer was so flat
Like his well worn hat

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Jul-18 22:42:23

There was an old man in our town
He liked a pint at The Crown
The beer was so flat

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travelsafar Wed 04-Jul-18 21:29:19

There was an old man in our town
He liked a pint at The Crown

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Jul-18 20:08:39

Oops, not one of my better days!!

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Jul-18 20:07:17

There was a young man who played tennis
But with a racquet he was the sports menace
He flailed back and forth
For all he was worth
No 'love all' in a match against Dennis
There was a young man who played tennis
But with a racquet he was the sports menace
He flailed back and forth
For all he was worth
There was no love in a match against Dennis ?

There was an old man in our town

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Panache Wed 04-Jul-18 17:46:40

There was a young man who played tennis
But with a racquet he was the sports menace
He flailed back and forth
For all he was worth

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FarNorth Wed 04-Jul-18 12:49:15

There was a young man who played tennis
But with a racquet he was the sports menace
He flailed back and forth

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Panache Wed 04-Jul-18 11:39:16

There was a young man who played tennis
But with a racquet he was the sports menace

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Elrel Wed 04-Jul-18 11:10:50

There was this lovely Welsh bard
Who looked like a barrel of lard
His lines didn't rhyme
After supping his wine
He declaimed them with great self-regard.

There was a young man who played tennis

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Panache Wed 04-Jul-18 10:54:33

There was this lovely Welsh bard
Who looked like a barrel of lard
His lines didn't rhyme
After supping his wine

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