LIMERICKS 4

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips
She tried hard to slim
Spent long hours at the gym

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips
She tried hard to slim
Spent long hours at the gym
Doing her stretches and dips

But that simply did her no good

But that simply did her no good
Until she realised she should

But that simply did her no good
Until she realised she should
Give up sugars and fats

But that simply did her no good
Until she realised she should
Give up sugars and fats
But continue with squats

But that simply did her no good
Until she realised she should
Give up sugars and fats
And cocktails in vats

Sorry Panache 3rd and 4th lines must rhyme

But that simply did her no good
Until she realised she should
Give up sugars and fats
And cocktails in vats,
Just eating salads, - if only she could!

A thunderstorm's coming our way

A thunderstorm's coming our way
We'll see lightning flashes today

A thunderstorm's coming our way
We'll see lightning flashes today
Whilst here in the West

A thunderstorm's coming our way
We'll see lightning flashes today
Whilst here in the West
We're all full of zest

A thunderstorm's coming our way
We'll see lightning flashes today
Whilst here in the West
We're all full of zest
In the South it’s been sunny all day☀️

I used to climb trees as a child

I used to climb trees as a child
I was more than a little bit wild

I used to climb trees as a child
I was more than a little bit wild
Quite a daredevil

I used to climb trees as a child
I was more than a little bit wild
Quite a daredevil
At restrictions I'd snivel

I used to climb trees as a child
I was more than a little bit wild
Quite a daredevil
At restrictions I'd snivel
With those tales I certainly smiled

This whitsun I intend to enjoy

This whitsun I intend to enjoy
Fish and chips and a nice Saveloy

This whitsun I intend to enjoy
Fish and chips and a nice Saveloy
With lashings of sauce

This whitsun I intend to enjoy
Fish and chips and a nice Saveloy
With lashings of sauce
Then just time to toss

This whitsun I intend to enjoy
Fish and chips and a nice Saveloy
With lashings of sauce
Then just time to toss
In - a portion of boring pak choi

I took the two kids to the park

I took the two kids to the park
They insisted they wanted to walk

Barberdice lines 1,2 and 5 must rhyme

I took the two kids to the park

Confused Jangran. I know that.
Don't understand. Thought WALK did rhyme with PARK!

It must be a question of accent then as they certainly do not rhyme in mine

I took the two kids to the park
They thought it a bit of a lark

I took the two kids to the park
They thought it a bit of a lark
They hid behind trees

I took the two kids to the park
They thought it a bit of a lark
They hid behind trees
And chased bumble bees

(I thought park and walk as a rhyme was acceptable)