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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Panache Sun 22-Apr-18 08:58:16

I heard thunder late last night
Was there lightening so bright?

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henetha Sun 22-Apr-18 11:41:34

I heard thunder late last night
Was there lightening so bright?
I hid under the bed

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Panache Sun 22-Apr-18 13:00:42

I heard thunder late last night
Was there lightening so bright?
I hid under the bed
gone is my street cred!

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travelsafar Sun 22-Apr-18 22:49:27

I heard thunder late last night
Was there lightening so bright?
I hid under the bed
gone is my street cred!
It was a truely wonderful sight!!1

I hope the sun shines again tomorrow

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Bathsheba Sun 22-Apr-18 22:53:50

I hope the sun shines again tomorrow
If the sky's grey I'll be filled with sorrow

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Jangran99 Sun 22-Apr-18 22:55:59

I hope the sun shines again tomorrow
If the sky's grey I'll be filled with sorrow
I plan to go walking

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Barberdice Sun 22-Apr-18 23:00:28

I hope the sun shines again tomorrow
If the sky's grey I'll be filled with sorrow
I plan to go walking
Meet friends for talking

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Jangran99 Sun 22-Apr-18 23:06:32

I hope the sun shines again tomorrow
If the sky's grey I'll be filled with sorrow
I plan to go walking
Meet friends for talking
So have you a mac I can borrow?

I hate it when blue skies turn grey

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travelsafar Mon 23-Apr-18 07:32:46

I hate it when blue skies turn grey
The children are wary to go out and play

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Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 08:17:54

I hate it when blue skies turn grey
The children are wary to go out and play
Stay inside, go outdoors?

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Panache Mon 23-Apr-18 08:42:21

I hate it when blue skies turn grey
The children are wary to go out and play
Stay inside, go outdoors?
It seems endless encores

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 11:24:19

I hate it when blue skies turn grey
The children are wary to go out and play
Stay inside, go outdoors?
It seems endless encores
Let's hope it's more settled in May

They're proposing the ending of voice mail

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henetha Mon 23-Apr-18 11:35:46

They're proposing the ending of voice mail
When I heard this I turned quite pale

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 11:38:21

They're proposing the ending of voice mail
When I heard this I turned quite pale
If they do I'll be vexed

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Panache Mon 23-Apr-18 11:51:30

They're proposing the ending of voice mail
When I heard this I turned quite pale
If they do I'll be vexed
But perhaps you can text?

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travelsafar Mon 23-Apr-18 14:01:17

They're proposing the ending of voice mail
When I heard this I turned quite pale
If they do I'll be vexed
But perhaps you can text?
Or maybe just send an email!!!

A new royal child is on its way
And its happening on St George'sDay

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Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 14:22:02

A new royal child is on its way
And it's happening on St George's Day
The baby's here! Hip hip hurray

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Panache Mon 23-Apr-18 14:47:52

A new royal child is on its way
And it's happening on St George's Day
The baby's here! Hip hip hurray
A family of three they now portray

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Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 18:40:08

A new royal child is on its way
And it's happening on St Georges Day
The baby's here! Hip hip hurray
A family of three they now portray
Let's hope they all attend the wedding in May

What will the royal boy be called?

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Moneyboss Mon 23-Apr-18 18:41:42

A new royal child is on its way
And it's happening on St George's Day
The baby's here! Hip hip hurray
A family of three they now portray
What about George & Charlotte I say

Tomorrow I'm sure the bunting will be out

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Marydoll Mon 23-Apr-18 19:00:58

Tomorrow I'm sure the bunting will be out
And the names announced with a loud royal shout

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Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 20:22:56

Tomorrow I'm sure the bunting will be out
And the names announced with a loud royal shout
Arthur is favourite with many

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 20:37:56

Tomorrow I'm sure the bunting will be out
And the names announced with a loud royal shout
Arthur is favourite with many
But bet a pound to a penny

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Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 21:31:38

Tomorrow I'm sure the bunting will be out
And the names announced with a loud royal shout
Arthur is favourite with many
But bet a pound to a penny
They'll keep us guessing for a week, no doubt!

The couple danced and sang all night

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 21:58:18

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight

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